Brendan

Have you heard anything from your mate? Do you know if she got home ok?

jaybee82 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > OK, so I'm now being portrayed as the male > predator in a rape scenario!! Happy days :-S The way this forum?s going at the moment you will probably be a racist, homophobe and possible neo Nazi conspirator by the end of the day.

Oh, Happy birthday old bean. :)-D

Good gods almighty Keef! Kids these days. There are a few other things you could have done to ?iron out the wrinkles? in the evening. If you noticed that she had a lipstick in her bag, ask to see it and start applying it to your lips while telling her how much you appreciate that you can be yourself around her. When the waiter delivers your food, thank them with a hug. Point out how beautiful the, chandelier/curtains/pot plants or whatever are and become moved to tears. Spill you drink and chastise yourself by slapping your own face. Don?t eat any of your potatoes and say it is because, ?The Leader forbids them.? You should probably buy her some more tequila about now.

You big girls blouse. You should have bought her some tequila and taken her a posh restaurant in the West End. Then recounted a hugely sentimental tale about yourself, breaking into tears at least twice before declaring that you thought you were falling in love with her. That would have been far more entertaining.

Geoffrey has sent Aggers down to the Recreation ground to see how quickly they can get a game on.

Do they still have the old recreation ground on Antigua? Perhaps they should pull up stumps and decamp there.

Don?t be so hard on the chap there Ted. In fact men who know the proper etiquette with which to respond to a request from a Dame of the Realm to, ?Smell my finger.? are few and far between these days.

You can just crop them out of the EDF drinks pictures that are up on flikr.

Ah I thought that hat looked a bit ?foreign?. It?s getting so that a chap can?t send his wife down the grocers unescorted for fear of her being spirited away by some moustachioed, olive skinned sort, bedecked with medallions and a Casanova like knowledge of organic produce.

Fukit. I?m moving to Bromley just to annoy my friends.

Loving the long white locks Ted. Who is the fellow with the beard?

It?s all very interesting really, you know sociologically, if you?re interested in how online communities develop and what effect they have on real communities. If you?re interested in that kind of stuff. I?m not. Here?s a picture of a forumite bashing the bishop.

There doesn?t seem to be any actual misogyny or racism just a lot of sentiment that wants to try to accuse people of it. It?s almost like it lends someone some credibility if they have an indisputable corner to defend. Anyway stop it I?m not getting into this. I?m off to watch video clips of people falling over and cats wearing clothes.

Blimey. Objecting to him having it up I can understand but just wearing a hoodie. A bit above themselves methinks. Thanks though hillside. I now know for the next time people insist that we go to that stupid bar, I will just wear a hoodie without a t-shirt under it. I will then be refused entry and we can go somewhere decent.

Where's all the arsing about at the moment? Despite the best efforts of some folks it seems to be taking an apologetic back seat to people taking things far too seriously (particularly talking bollocks with strangers on a public website). And then you get cantankerous posters like me moaning about how it used to be all fields around here and there?s not enough sillybuggers anymore. Arsholes.

*Does the hokey cokey*

Fuck me.* 6 pages of complete and utter bollocks in just 3 hours and when I was losing faith in the forums ability. Well done. In order to be en vogue, down with the kids lingo and all that I would even consider PMSL if only it didn?t burn so much. *thank you come again.

Thought you guitar geeks may appreciate this

Shillings? A knowledge of 1930s pulp fiction? It?s Anthony of suburbia. Or Honaloochie. Or Louisa.

I thought you had gone off to breastfeed your artichoke or something.

She flies South on a pack of Woodbines.

Ok I?ll draw the line at decanting breast milk into their coffee but feeding the baby is fine.

And' who do you think you're calling smart 'ey?

Balls. Sarcasm is laudable amongst ironies. I will counter that; proverb is the lowest form of wisdom.