Brendan

Yeah but she doesn?t wear a nappy, jump around like a twat and do that slappy poppy shit which seems to be what constitutes a good bassist in Joe public?s eyes.

That annoys me too. Although I don?t have to get the bus anymore thank the gods. It still fucking annoys me though. Ggggnnnaarrggh!

That this is even a topic for discussion: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/8730106.stm A man should always offer a lady his seat regardless of whether she is pregnant or not. Likewise men should stand aside for women to get onto the bus or train. Where I grew up this was just normal practice but after moving to London 9 years ago I soon learned that the much touted term, English Gentleman is one of this world?s biggest misnomers. As if there isn?t enough in this fucking world to make me fucking angry. Arseholes.

James Bourne - guitar and vocals Owen Doyle - bass and vocals Ki McPhail - guitar and vocals Matt Willis - drums

weedelee weedelee weedelee weedelee weehaahh sort of thing?

How can they discount bass as incidental? If anything in rock ?n roll is incidental it?s lead guitar. It?s a nice to have not a need to have. Bass is a need to have. Fucking load of arse balls cock. And what about attitude and sense of humour? Two of the most essential elements of rock and/or roll. Anyway I didn?t get to see this. We only seem to have 3 channels out here in the cuntryside and I think one of them is from 1956.

Loud Obnoxious Twatty Rockers?

Oh brother. Why do people insist on being such utter cunts ? Personally I wouldn?t hire anyone who gave any credence to some sort of office power politics, where to sit, self-help manual. Aren?t these people able to use their own intuition and common sense?

Well you can?t start a thread about your occasional preference for a saucy, sausage sandwich and expect it not to degenerate into a mire of adolescent, Carry On style innuendo and double entendres.

Don?t try to wriggle out of it pal, especially not after your previous lurid comments about snaffling unfamiliar kebabs. And you?re just as bad Rosie. Monster munch indeed.

There?s a typo in the title PR. You missed out an ?n?. It is telling when a government goes on about being ?in this together? when it comes to cutting the services that so many forced into poverty by an unequal society rely upon in such a real way but on the other hand if they had their way they would allow people who inherit 1 million pound houses to do so tax free and protect those who own second homes from taxation.

Nothing to see here. Move along.

This made me laugh. Siyabulela Makunga the executive director of South African Football Supporters Association on his decision to fast in the hope that it will help them win the World Cup:- "I'm absconding [sic] from alcohol and sex and it's not a joke, as I normally drink a lot of whisky,"

Or, you know, fuggedaboutit.

I don't think there is a ban on fox hunting as such. You can shoot as many of them as you like. You just aren?t allowed to chase them down with a pack of dogs who then rip them apart inhumanely. Although perhaps if you arranged enough hoodies on BMXs with pit bulls they could do the same. If they managed to keep from stabbing each other that is.

Here?s a tip. Use frankfurters instead of normal sausage and bung some curry powder in just after you?ve added the beans.

There isn?t enough brown sauce on that sandwich and I presume the fried egg and bacon are still in the pan.

Well culturally the European people aren?t as different from one another as they like to think in fact a lot of them are practically identical apart from their languages and pretty soon we will all just be speaking American anyway. The rest is politics and economics. So given a generation or 2 it could happen.

I?ve dug out my South African soccer jersey for this Tourenmentorino De Inerntionalle isiSoccelle thingamajig. Then I looked on the BBC and apparently they now wear a yellow one. Must have change it at some stage in the last 9 years as mine is white.

My one of my biggest concerns with Europe is that if a truly politically/economically and even culturally unified Europe emerges instead of it preventing potential conflict it will cause more. Suddenly Europe may look at how powerful it is and decide to have a crack at China or America.

HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Christ, I don't ask for much. Would a ring-pull > bloody kill you? I think ring pulls are outside of Christ?s remit. He?s more for water-into wine, fish sandwiches and leprosy that sort of stuff.

I'm just waiting for the arguments against Europe to come in the form of a chorus of ?10 German Bombers?

True but at least most of them have the decency to feel bad about it. But you know, zee Germans. Bastards to man ?ey?

Personally I think it in the EUs best interest to cut ties with Britain completely. It?s not like these islands don?t already have form for being an outwardly aggressive, xenophobic liability. Why they would want them in the fold in the first place is anyone?s guess. Although I suppose they tolerate France despite the same.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/millions-launch-pathetic-bid-to-feign-interest-in-football-201006032789/