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Brendan

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  1. Brendan

    The Budget

    That's the point I made earlier. I know a few guys who are small scale retailers and they are shitting it.
  2. I?m definitely slipping fast into the realms of lecherous old manery. I read that as, ?My blouse is full of 23 year old nice girls??
  3. Misadventures of Shitman - Green Jelly
  4. Brendan

    The Budget

    Don?t sound surprised. These people are Tories. They are of the basic personality type that bullies those weaker than themselves. Their entire raison d'?tre is to grind the poorest into the ground while profiting from it themselves. They even take pleasure in it. I have more than once had to listen to the guffaws of non-pr trained slurry from the party when they discuss poverty and the situations that people who they see as lesser than themselves have to deal with. I wouldn?t have got into bed with them but I?m glad that the Lib Dems had the stomach to.
  5. Horror of Yig - Gwar
  6. CPT
  7. Saturday Night - the Bay City Rollers
  8. Is that the one that takes 2-and-a-half days to get the Streatham?
  9. Crazy on a Saturday Night - David Hasselhoff
  10. Brendan

    The Budget

    The VAT increase is going to hit small businesses hard. But then your typical Tory and his cronies aren?t particularly interested in small businesses. They bang on about being business friendly but their friendliness is reserved for the powerful business concerns where their ilk?s money lies. The Murdochs and Tescos of the world can weather these increases and further elbow out smaller businesses. Small government and big business. Obviously because government is accountable but business can do what it likes. If these people weren?t held at least slightly back by the grace of democracy they would have the bulk of the population working for poverty wages (from which tax would be drawn when they see fit) with no public services while the privileges 10% from which they come would live in serviced gated communities away from the rabble.
  11. We?ve got a bar in the office. If there is any sport on they always have it on the big screen. It is always open for employees to watch, eat, drink etc at their own discretion. So long as you?re sensible. I?ve never seen or heard of anyone abusing it in the 7 years I?ve been here. It will probably be quite busy this afternoon.
  12. vinceayre Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hello my name is vinceayre and I am a Tory... >.... This country is so > rich yet there are so many very poor people in it, > its just wrong. Don?t let the other tories find out you think things like that. They?ll kick you out for betraying their core values.
  13. California ?ber Alles - the Dead Kennedys (which fits quite nicely I think)
  14. And Irishman of course.
  15. I loving this. All you have to do to get every Englishman in the world behind your team is to play against France.
  16. I like that is was an angry old man rant that has been worked backwards into reasoned argument. He decides that what makes him angry are overpaid footballers, arrogant bankers and the uselessness of BP. Then decides to distil it into an argument which demonstrates that each of their respective faults are caused by the same shared, base arseholeness. Like there is a most recent common ancestor of arseholery manifest in arseholes everywhere. The England football team ? arseholes Bankers ? arseholes BP ? arseholes. Next!
  17. My drinking trousers broke her heart again ? Lightyear Cavalier and the Three Pints of Sugar Band.
  18. Drinking in LA - Bran Van 3000
  19. It is perhaps a father?s prerogative to harass their daughter?s suitors. Not only are they going to have to pay for their wedding but they will have to make a bloody speech as well. So they may as well get some enjoyment out of the whole situation.
  20. I love it when I come across articles where a raft of my own prejudices are stitched together in one neat, ?Why everyone?s a cunt.? package. http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/commentators/steve-richards/steve-richards-i-hope-the-slovenians-beat-us-2006897.html Although it could have been done with a more elegant venom.
  21. If I may step in here and clear this business up. These fellows were not wearing trousers with one leg rolled up they were in fact wearing shorts with one leg rolled down. The reason for this was because yesterday was Monday. Honestly, whoever heard of a mason riding a bike?
  22. The presence of an extra consciousness causes friction in the ether which in turn adds to the drag on the train carriage thereby increasing fuel costs.* It all makes perfect sense really once you decide to approach it from the point of view of paranormal physics. *Same as with demonically possessed people and those with multiple personality disorder and we already charge them double don?t we?
  23. We could solve this whole business by making people pay per-pound. With the pay as you go oyster business it would be pretty easy to build a scales into the floor of the barriers that weighs you and then deducts the requisite amount from your card. ?Sorry I can?t come into work today. I?m too fat.?
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