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Brendan

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  1. Desperate Cry ? Sepultura
  2. Letter to Memphis - Pixies
  3. In which case she can afford her share of the lecy bill.
  4. True not as good as the last one. Although nobody name checked Siobhann Sslam in the last one so I suppose it has that going for it.
  5. http://www.simonstamp.com/sharedimages/trodat/46019_medium.jpg
  6. If what you say is true and televisions companies are, mostly headed-up by lecherous married men in their forties and fifties, why aren?t there more women with their tits out on the telly?
  7. The World Cup thread's over there. ->
  8. Yeah but we all know he was hepped up on goof balls. Well they both were.
  9. My only friends are make-believe ? The bloodhound gang
  10. Friday Night ? S Club 7
  11. Good luck trying to explain that to an 18 year old though.
  12. Probably because most of us (especially boys) aren?t emotionally mature enough at that age to properly prioritise things in our lives and also being away from home there is a tendency to compensate by transferring dependency onto a ?grown up? relationship. And it can very easily distract from what you should be doing. I completely cocked up second year because of getting in over my head with an older girl. Luckily it all ended shortly after that in a hell-belching train-smash and I could get on with getting g drunk and educated.
  13. It Snows in Hell - Lordi
  14. I was being allegorical, or was it allergic Or I was pissed and quoting dickheads. It was definitely one of those. Although it?s probably just plagiaryB.
  15. The early hours of the morning on the streets of London probably ranks pretty high for people from all over the world as a time and place where they would be likely to encounter unusual individuals
  16. Would it be flippant of me to suggest that the moral decline of the nation is indicative of my arse?
  17. I wouldn?t worry about him not being able to cook. Men generally only learn how to cook properly when they are in their mid-twenties and realise what a useful seduction technique it is. Prior to that your body is specially adapted to living off things that come in cans and/or only need boiling.
  18. I suppose if we were having this conversation 100 years ago we would be discussing the nuisance of unsupervised children rather than their vulnerability. It would also take a while for all the messages to be delivered by post.
  19. What about the undocumented but very real evidence that if I have a child who is anything like me when I was 7 and first allowed to ride my bike to school on my own they will take the first opportunity to cut through a vacant lot to use the pile of builder?s sand as a jump ramp, get to school covered in mud and with a buckled wheel and then stop on the way home to have a fight on the side of the road?
  20. Loz Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Sod that DJKQ - I want a couple of cruise > missiles. Woman examining low cut dress in a shop: ?I?d have to be shot in the back with a couple of cruise missiles to fit into that?
  21. I know, sweet isn?t it? But alas, celebrity romance rarely lasts.
  22. I?m hungover today so I?m revisiting some classics to clam my head. Currently on; Obituary ? Slowly We Rot.
  23. I think it comes down to a toss off between Glen Benton and the guys from Busted.
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