Brendan

Never! Next you?ll be saying I can?t believe what the government says to me.

What a private landlord being dishonest Jah? Surely not. That?s not in the character of that sort of person who goes in for that sort of business.

brum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Potato-head, Brendan. > > Its Welsh. Are you sure it isn?t a subtle Welsh way of calling you English? It is a quite good description of a lot of the male population. Except this time of year when beetroot head is sometimes more apt.

Petunias?

Hey, at least I didn?t shit on someone?s coffin.

Alright here it is LB: Jy was uit jou ma se gat gebore want haar poes was te besig. Which infers, in a very crude way, that the object of the insult was born out of a certain orifice because the other was too busy. (As enige iemand Afrikaans kan lees. Ek vra om verskoning.)

I'm more curious about which half.

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Stop avoiding the swearing thread You see this is the funny thing about online forums. Why did I feel the need to come out and say anything at all if I was going to feel uncomfortable about it? Is it that I just really want an excuse to be very crude, is it subconscious attention seeking or is it just a knee-jerk reaction that makes you type something without thinking?

And tossers to a man they are.

I heard someone say. ?The cat?s cock? recently instead of ?The dogs bollocks?. I was pretty stoked.

Yes it can.

Rule the world? Perhaps not. Nepotistic and manipulative? Very much so. Especially in they type of small towns I come from.

Afrikaans is fantastic to swear in, way more expressive than English and with that wonderful, aggressive gutturalness. A few choice insults spring to mind but alas the limits of decency forbid me from sharing, even in this part of the forum.

Like just rock up dude it'll be sick.

and iKea.

Isn?t there some z list celeb who has a Chinese character tattooed on her lower back and, unbeknownst to her at the time, when translated a certain way it means something about an army sticking certain things in a certain place? Or am I making that up too?

Ah yes, the lesser known Celtic tribes of Siam. Wode was it?

I think they come off in the shower.

On the wireless?

Don?t they have tattoo ink these days that can be is specially made so that it can be broken down with a laser relatively easily if you ever want to get rid of it? I?m sure I read that somewhere. Or am I making it up?

Well my radio still looks and behaves pretty much the same as my grandad's did. So why don't I still call it a wireless? At some time in the early 80s did some bright spark suddenly notice the power cable? and I don't see why these alleged "DJs" need to call their gramophones dex or whateverthefuck they do.

Ok if that?s how you feel about it Frank. Although a lot of us don?t really mind what other people choose to do with their bodies.

Or indeed a breakdancing, burlesque punk lady/man/undecided.

110% Fuck off.

Unless they are bigoted piss artists or uncouth Northerners or some other stereotypical demographic with intrinsic comedy value television chefs (like estate agents) should be banned from using simile and metaphor and only be given a limited dispensation to use some basic and necessary grammatical modifiers. I don?t actually have a clue who you lot are on about but thought I would offer my tuppence worth. This is about a television chef isn?t it?