It is a well known fact, to those who know it well, that a handlebar moustache is the most manly man accessory a manly man can don (especially in May). Apart from that have you seen how fucking big those guys are? They make their guitars look like children?s toys. Now you may think you?re man enough to argue with a troop of handlebar moustachioed, guitar playing giants but I?m not going to take my chances.