Msgee

Geddaadavit, you big ED show offs. Nunhead is reading the Great Wall menu. We have to take it in turns to do a line each mind. blurry vision

Shadwell

I don't know why anyone would want to take a poor little innocent nipper into DKH Sainsbury's anyway. Is like the third circle of hell. Have never seen such a bunch of sour faced gets in one place in my life. I make a point of making eye contact with people and SMILING- just to watch the panic flash in their cold hard eyes. Course New X Sainsbury's is another story. All babies get a free chupa chups lolly and their cheeks pinched by nice old ladies. And you can park right in the bus stop outside for two hours and no-one minds.

There's thaaaaaaaasands of them in Nunhead Cemetery. It's like the Guatemalan rainforest in there on a steamy day. Not to mention the spider monkeys. But we like to keep that quiet.

move to Nunhead instead, and then you can fashion all the bundles of ?50s you save into a lovely comfy armchair. Then when you get bored of sitting on that you can go and spend them in the Man of Kent, Nunhead's premier nitespot/brasserie