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Mick Mac Wrote:

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> I am blind and have a braille keyboard.

>

> Whay did I just type? did it make sense? Can I be

> a judge now.


I am blind too, but I am able to read thanks to broil. I'm sorry, I'll just feel that again.

brum Wrote:

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> Declan Wrote:

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> > >

> > Do I have to be excluded from the panel cause

> I'm

> > vegetarian?



>

>

> No Declan. You can judge the melons.


Thanks Brum.........melons are my favourite.....fruit. They are fruits aren't they? I ask as I heard today that banana's are herbs and not fruits so I am treading carefully. Either way though I'll cope be they big/small fruit/herb, I hope.

*Bob* Wrote:

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> Perhaps with an optional 5

> point bonus if she 'looks dirty'.



How would one quantify that particular quality? Would it be that the lady in question has that certain, slightly unhinged yet sexually confident air to her personality or that she has iron bru down her tracksuit?


Or both?

Declan Wrote:

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> karter Wrote:

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> > you lot are bananas, really.

>

> Did you know they are a herb and not a fruit?


depends on how much you have smoked Declan.

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