Miss.East Dulwich

[computedshorty]

Better be prepared for a few surprises. This is one book offred by Lisby90 The Element Encyclopedia of witchcraft.

You cant have the Bonfire outside The Castle.

Can it be the Dulwich?

[Mick Mac]

I am blind and have a braille keyboard.

Whay did I just type? did it make sense? Can I be a judge now.

[Brendan]

Mick Mac Wrote:

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> I am blind and have a braille keyboard.

Well it?s like the gym manager said that time, ?If you?re blind how did you find your way into the ladies? change rooms in the first place??

[brum]

Declan Wrote:

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> >

> Do I have to be excluded from the panel cause I'm

> vegetarian?

No Declan. You can judge the melons.

[Jah Lush]

Mick Mac Wrote:

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> I am blind and have a braille keyboard.

>

> Whay did I just type? did it make sense? Can I be

> a judge now.

I am blind too, but I am able to read thanks to broil. I'm sorry, I'll just feel that again.

[Narnia]

brum Wrote:

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> Declan Wrote:

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> > >

> > Do I have to be excluded from the panel cause

> I'm

> > vegetarian?

>

>

> No Declan. You can judge the melons.

Thanks Brum.........melons are my favourite.....fruit. They are fruits aren't they? I ask as I heard today that banana's are herbs and not fruits so I am treading carefully. Either way though I'll cope be they big/small fruit/herb, I hope.

[*Bob*]

This seems appropriate, I think

[Loz]

*Bob* Wrote:

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> Sean likes animals, children

Is that libellous? Especially on a beauty contest thread...

[Jah Lush]

I hope that's not a cue for five pages of Carry On style "saucy" inuendo from the usual culprits *Bob*.

[RosieH]

Jah Lush Wrote:

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> I hope that's not a cue for five pages of Carry On

> style "saucy" inuendo from the usual culprits

> *Bob*.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Jah Lush]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo indeed RosieH.

[karter]

you lot are bananas, really.

[RosieH]

Well Karter, I do go ape from time to time. If that makes me bananas then so be it.

[karter]

RosieH Wrote:

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> Well Karter, I do go ape from time to time. If

> that makes me bananas then so be it.

that could help you win first prize in the Miss.East Dulwich contest.:)

[Brendan]

*Bob* Wrote:

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> Perhaps with an optional 5

> point bonus if she 'looks dirty'.

How would one quantify that particular quality? Would it be that the lady in question has that certain, slightly unhinged yet sexually confident air to her personality or that she has iron bru down her tracksuit?

Or both?

[Narnia]

karter Wrote:

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> you lot are bananas, really.

Did you know they are a herb and not a fruit?

[karter]

Declan Wrote:

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> karter Wrote:

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> > you lot are bananas, really.

>

> Did you know they are a herb and not a fruit?

depends on how much you have smoked Declan.

[Lisby90]

i think everyone wants one , we just need to decide on a venue

and advertise it

but we will probably need more for it , where is that going to come from?

[RosieH]

I heard there's the perfect place over in 1979.

[Horsebox]

You must have lots of hot nubile young friends, Lisby? They don't have to come from ED, as long as they have a tenuous link to the place.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Wonderful line, RosieH.

We could call it "Backed a loser".

[Mick Mac]

is this the betting thread?

[Lisby90]

it could be held in a hall in maybe dulwich college , but that could cost alot

[Moos]

I'm all for it, but then I'm starting to detect billy goats gruff. Sorry Lisby.

[Mick Mac]

Lisby90 Wrote:

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> it could be held in a hall in maybe dulwich

> college , but that could cost alot

????s will sponsor it.