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Do you know the bloke who was locked in the portaloo at Dulwich Park on xmas eve?


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Hi - bit of an unusual request. I'm a local resident and a regular on the forum who also happens to be a journalist at a weekly women's mag. For the past few weeks we've been desperately trying to trace the poor bloke who was jogging in Dulwich park on xmas eve and ended up getting locked in a portaloo. We've not had any success so far. So, as a last resort, I wondered if he was reading this, he might get in touch as there would be money up for grabs for his story. Alternatively, you might know him so could pass on my message. Thank you!
Not much of a journalist. It wasn't a portaloo. It was an old fashioned park toilets and looked more like a case of old fashioned cottaging so I'm sure he'd prefer to keep his anonymity for fear of being outed as a toilet trader.

Hey guys, don't slate Bishberro for wanting to tell this epic tale of heroism, betrayal & ulimately redemption, it's up there with the brave tales such as the race for the South Pole, Stalingrad & Indiana Jones & The Crystal Skulls thing.


Loohire, i think that we should arrange it so that I get 'stuck' in one of your portaloos on April Fools Day- I'll split the money with you :)-D

And if you want to get quoted on This Morning by Pip Schofield, make sure you include the sentence 'Perhaps the jogger got the runs'


There's no charge for that one, though. And I'll not be requiring a credit.

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