Do you know the bloke who was locked in the portaloo at Dulwich Park on xmas eve?

[Bishberro]

Hi - bit of an unusual request. I'm a local resident and a regular on the forum who also happens to be a journalist at a weekly women's mag. For the past few weeks we've been desperately trying to trace the poor bloke who was jogging in Dulwich park on xmas eve and ended up getting locked in a portaloo. We've not had any success so far. So, as a last resort, I wondered if he was reading this, he might get in touch as there would be money up for grabs for his story. Alternatively, you might know him so could pass on my message. Thank you!

[Horsebox]

Presumably he doesn't want to be bothered by a hack from some half-arsed sleb gossip mag. Maybe he enjoys his annonymity.

And no, it wasn't me.

[Brendan]

How much we talking? I?m open to consider having been locked in a portaloo for the right price.

[Narnia]

I'll do it for a fiver less!

[Jah Lush]

Not much of a journalist. It wasn't a portaloo. It was an old fashioned park toilets and looked more like a case of old fashioned cottaging so I'm sure he'd prefer to keep his anonymity for fear of being outed as a toilet trader.

[computedshorty]

Its a scam they are just trying to trace him, to pay rent, his claim is he was only squatting.

[Brendan]

You seem disturbingly au fait with the specifics of the incident Jah.

[Jah Lush]

Brendan Wrote:

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> You seem disturbingly au fait with the specifics

> of the incident Jah.

Not me Brenda, honest.

[loohire]

Don't ya just love it when a journo gets a slating? That's why the internet is so lovely; you'd never see these comments in print. Horsebox, Brendan and Jah I luv ya. Cheers Loohire

[Andystar]

Hey guys, don't slate Bishberro for wanting to tell this epic tale of heroism, betrayal & ulimately redemption, it's up there with the brave tales such as the race for the South Pole, Stalingrad & Indiana Jones & The Crystal Skulls thing.

Loohire, i think that we should arrange it so that I get 'stuck' in one of your portaloos on April Fools Day- I'll split the money with you :)-D

[Smeltz]

Careful Andystar you never know what you'd be signing up for!

[Andystar]

Smeltz Wrote:

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> Careful Andystar you never know what you'd be

> signing up for!

It's ok, I've got a stunt double

[HonaloochieB]

DULWICH DUMMY IN DUNNY DEBACLE

There's your headline BishBerro. How much?

[HonaloochieB]

And if you want to get quoted on This Morning by Pip Schofield, make sure you include the sentence 'Perhaps the jogger got the runs'

There's no charge for that one, though. And I'll not be requiring a credit.