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Quids wrote:- Vick works just as well without the flowers and conversation shite




How does 'Vick' give you a 'good seeing to' quidsy I'm interested to know, is it something to do with the size of the container, or what you do with it?


Flowers and conversation are immaterial, it is usually a matter of grunts, moans, and squeals of delight

if you're 'doin it good'.

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Huguenot Wrote:

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> 30 miles of unspoilt beach in Borneo, apart from

> my wife and three close friends not another soul

> as far as the eye can see.


So who's the gooseberry? Or should we not probe your revelation of uneven numbers in paradise?

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charliecharlie Wrote:

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> >

> not sure what stringing is Brendan... maybe I am

> just not in with the married life lingo

> I think it would do more than sting... 'burn like

> hell' sounds more likely...


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No...


You've got it all wrong...


It's more like when you put "It" into a Vindaloo first & then into an ice bucket after


You know that feeling, not stingy like after a lemon or a grapefruit, no



W**F

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