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On a date yet to be announced, Dulwich will play host to a brand new Tour de Dulwich.


This road ramble will require participants to take part on an unmotorised 2-wheel vehicle of any size or shape.


The route of the Tour de Dulwich will take in local hotspots and notspots, including excellent local hostelries.

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Okay, let's draw up some rules here.


1. You must have a two-wheeled, non-motorised mode of transport. Your transport may not include a trolley or other beer conveyance. The judge's decision will be final.


2. You may if you wish fill your water bottles with beer. If you have any water bottles. But otherwise you can do as you wish.


3. You may not crash into another participant or otherwise sabotage him or her. Or you will have to drink another round before setting off again. The judge's decision will be final.


I think that covers it.

Narnia Wrote:

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> >

> What about trikes i.e tricycles?Two wheels good

> three wheels bad or what?


_______________________________________________________


Once...



Many years ago, I overtook a less physically able person riding ( well hanging off it whilst his legs propelled him ) a trike


So being super conscious of the consequence of knocking someone like this off their "massive red tricycle". I gave him an exaggerated berth as I drove around him, looking back in my rear view mirror just to check his random twitches & foaming spasms hadn't propelled him into my path


Yes what a considerate young driver I was, indeed


I then proceeded to drive straight into the back of a now stationary "Funeral procession" vehicle



The man on the tricycle rode slowly on by, informing me;


"ohww...you crwashed into that car, you know "




W**F


*slightly TRICYCLE bloody phobic*

louisiana Wrote:

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> On a date yet to be announced, Dulwich will play

> host to a brand new Tour de Dulwich.

>

> This road ramble will require participants to take

> part on an unmotorised 2-wheel vehicle of any size

> or shape.

>

> The route of the Tour de Dulwich will take in

> local hotspots and notspots, including excellent

> local hostelries.


Cool B)

louisiana Wrote:

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> King of the Sarf London Mountains not good enough

> for you :-S


"In the Tour de France, the leader in the mountains competition wears a distinctive polka dot jersey (French: maillot ? pois rouge)."


I propose we award a jersey called "spotted dick"

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