Does Peckham Rye smell of barbecue crisps tonight or is it just me?

[RosieH]

It could just be me.

Is anyone burning the mesquite?

[*Bob*]

Sorry about that, Rosie.

I ate seven tubes of barbeque Pringles today and had to nip-out during Question Time to let one go. Safety first.

[RosieH]

Quite right, quite right - better out than in young *Bob*ster

Still, I'm quite peckish now and I've got nowt in - any left?

[*Bob*]

Just four bags of scampi-flavoured fries.. but I'm saving those for tomorrow night.

They're an aphrodisiac, you know.

[RosieH]

Ahhh, fish fingers...

[woofmarkthedog]

RosieH

It's just you, I went there

Only "damp grass" with a tangy dog poo "note" detected

Sure you haven't burnt hairs anywhere on or about your person ?

Like when lighting farts ( the perimeter hair can be volatile )

W**F

[Bellenden Belle]

Standing in the Peckham Rye waiting room as I type.....it smells like a dentist surgery. In particular pink mouthwash.

Sets my teeth on edge.

[PeckhamRose]

As I said in a diff thread, there was a heap of bark chippings unloaded in the park the other day and they are being spread around the park. There has been rain in the night so this would have set off the smell.

Maybe.

[RosieH]

Hmm, could be, could be.

How very prosaic though - I thought I was having olfactory hallucinations from the delirium...

[karter]

Peckham Rye smelling of crisps??

Have you checked if you are preggers recently?

[RosieH]

Cripes, I certainly hope not karter.

[Mick Mac]

thats impossible karter. Rosie is an unmarried lady.

[Mick Mac]

Mick Mac Wrote:

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> thats impossible karter. Rosie is an unmarried

> lady.

Unless of course she has been on my new dating website: Snatch.com

Hmmm...

[RosieH]

Unmarried I may be MM, but I ain't no lady.

However I may now be not only unmarried but also unemployed, having attempted to click on your excellent-sounding dating website. Apparently the company's internet filter recognises it as pornography.

[Mick Mac]

Damn. Someone must have beaten me to it on the name. will have to think of another.

[omniprescient]

Wasn?t the smell simply turkey twizzlers being fried in preparation for the coming exam season?

[*Bob*]

Yes - snatch.com is merely a stepping stone thought to another site, called CFNM.

That's Clothed Females Naked Males - in case you're wondering.

The pictures are just as ridiculous as you would expect them to be.

[legalbeagle]

However I may now be not only unmarried but also

> unemployed, having attempted to click on your

> excellent-sounding dating website. Apparently the

> company's internet filter recognises it as

> pornography.

You have my sympathy RosieH. I once got in big trouble at work for trying to find directions to a pub I was staying at. Try googling "The Spreadeagle". It's not pretty.

[karter]

RosieH Wrote:

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> Unmarried I may be MM, but I ain't no lady.

>

> However I may now be not only unmarried but also

> unemployed, having attempted to click on your

> excellent-sounding dating website. Apparently the

> company's internet filter recognises it as

> pornography.

Mick Mac is right though RosieH, you are a lady, at least you are now, as you are being nice to me. :)

[Jah Lush]

karter Wrote:

> Mick Mac is right though RosieH, you are a lady,

> at least you are now, as you are being nice to me.

:)

Creep.

[karter]

Jah Lush Wrote:

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> karter Wrote:

>

> > Mick Mac is right though RosieH, you are a

> lady,

> > at least you are now, as you are being nice to

> me.

> :)

>

> Creep.

thanks Jah, those words came from the horses mouth though, but maybe she had one too many though and didn't mean it.:)-D

[RosieH]

Hmm, not sure what you're getting at there Karter, I don't recall saying I was being nice to you now... (are you suggesting it might have been the whisky talking?)

And Mr Lush, simmer down there buddy - if the man wants to pay me a compliment, don't you be getting in his way. Right now I need as many as I can get.

[PeckhamRose]

Someoneon here is called eat more crisps.

It's her or his fault.

[Brendan]

RosieH Wrote:

> And Mr Lush, simmer down there

 

[karter]

my memory of that night is a little fuzzy though, 6plus bottles of red and all for our little group. Now back on topic, Peckham Rye is smelling rather spring like today.