Desert Island Inventions

[Moos]

*pops up over horizon a la Lawrence of Arabia*

*gradually comes into focus and appears to be dragging a huge sack through the sand*

*opens sack to pull out huge parasol (how did it fit in there?), hammock, cooler box and sunglasses*

*settles down with large icy drink*

What need of inventions when I can see the azure sea sparkling at my feet and flirting with the white sand? Apart from the above-mentioned items, of course...

[legalbeagle]

Brendan Wrote:

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> The latter LB, L'homme de Chine.

With or without googly? Personally I prefer a wrong 'un now and again, but "chacun a son gout", as they say.

[legalbeagle]

karter Wrote:

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> Alongside our organic coconut water we should have

> some organic booze, for islanders such as

> legalbeagle.

Why thank you karter. You're a gent. Perhaps Moos has something in her cooler box she'd be willing to share. Failing that I'll get the G&B chopper to fly over and do a mercy drop of organic champagne.

[Moos]

But of course, lb, help yourself. Coconut water and Appleton's?

[legalbeagle]

Moos Wrote:

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> But of course, lb, help yourself. Coconut water

> and Appleton's?

Delicious, thank you. Champagne?

[Moos]

*hic* Just a splash.

Baby bath thermometers are useful, aren't they? Cos I find it difficult to tell whether water is warm or not.

[matthew123]

Solar powered Sky HD box and non-reflective TV ready for the World Cup

[brum]

I'd like to build a Statue of Liberty beacon on the beach, to alert passing ships in case we run out of champagne.

[karter]

Please make sure that G&B upgrade to the solar powered chopper though, oh and ask them to drop off some of those lovely spinach pastries please dearest LB,and I think Moos needs more ice.:)-D

[legalbeagle]

Oi! When did I turn into Island skivvy then?

*wanders off muttering, signals chopper to return and get more stuff for karter, more muttering*

[Moos]

There's a deckchair in my sack if you need it, lb. Karter can get his own pastries, tch.

Ooh look, my watch can tell the time in ten different places. Cos I can't count.

[katie1997]

solar radio

[legalbeagle]

brum Wrote:

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> I'd like to build a Statue of Liberty beacon on

> the beach, to alert passing ships in case we run

> out of champagne.

And me, Skipper?

[brum]

...just smile and wave, boys, smile and wave.....

[woofmarkthedog]

A "Herb" garden....?

http://www.seedstoamerica.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/jasbud1.JPG

for some light medicinal relief of course.

W**F

[karter]

legalbeagle Wrote:

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> Oi! When did I turn into Island skivvy then?

>

> *wanders off muttering, signals chopper to return

> and get more stuff for karter, more muttering*

Everyone needs to be a skivvy and muck in on this island, in order to survive. Please tell Brum not to light that beacon though, we don't have any reliable fire fighters, as yet.

*feeds Moos and her babies spinach pastries*

[legalbeagle]

>

> Everyone needs to be a skivvy and muck in on this

> island, in order to survive. Please tell Brum not

> to light that beacon though, we don't have any

> reliable fire fighters, as yet.

>

> *feeds Moos and her babies spinach pastries*

You tell him. I'm lazing about in Moos's deckchair.

[but isn't Brum a firefighter?]

[brum]

...perhaps I'm not considered 'reliable', LB.... probably wise, considering my days fighting fires are probably over...

[legalbeagle]

brum Wrote:

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> ...perhaps I'm not considered 'reliable', LB....

> probably wise, considering my days fighting fires

> are probably over...

Oh dear. Trouble with your hose?

[brum]

Well, not really, LB. Nothing a little 'tlc' won't put right....

[karter]

brum Wrote:

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> Well, not really, LB. Nothing a little 'tlc' won't

> put right....

this is code language between singers right? We can't be having secrets on this island, you may get thrown off.

[legalbeagle]

Tsk! These firemen are all the same! No wonder karter said you were unreliable. Do behave.

[karter]

i am going to make a fire on the other side of the island, well away from Moos's kids, so we can test Brums firefighting skills once again, he will need to invent a makeshift device though to put the fire out, a bucket of water does not count.

[brum]

Oh I do like a challenge!

[legalbeagle]

I think Moos and I need popcorn.

*signals for chopper again*