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*pops up over horizon a la Lawrence of Arabia*


*gradually comes into focus and appears to be dragging a huge sack through the sand*


*opens sack to pull out huge parasol (how did it fit in there?), hammock, cooler box and sunglasses*


*settles down with large icy drink*


What need of inventions when I can see the azure sea sparkling at my feet and flirting with the white sand? Apart from the above-mentioned items, of course...

karter Wrote:

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> Alongside our organic coconut water we should have

> some organic booze, for islanders such as

> legalbeagle.



Why thank you karter. You're a gent. Perhaps Moos has something in her cooler box she'd be willing to share. Failing that I'll get the G&B chopper to fly over and do a mercy drop of organic champagne.

legalbeagle Wrote:

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> Oi! When did I turn into Island skivvy then?

>

> *wanders off muttering, signals chopper to return

> and get more stuff for karter, more muttering*


Everyone needs to be a skivvy and muck in on this island, in order to survive. Please tell Brum not to light that beacon though, we don't have any reliable fire fighters, as yet.


*feeds Moos and her babies spinach pastries*

>

> Everyone needs to be a skivvy and muck in on this

> island, in order to survive. Please tell Brum not

> to light that beacon though, we don't have any

> reliable fire fighters, as yet.

>

> *feeds Moos and her babies spinach pastries*


You tell him. I'm lazing about in Moos's deckchair.


[but isn't Brum a firefighter?]

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