Small victories....

[????]

....when the Oyster machine isn't working when you get on a bus

[Loz]

... unless you have a monthly pass, then you feel a bit like you missed out.

[Help-Ma-Boab]

...Pushing the barrier into the toilets at the station and it opens before you have put your 30/50p in the slot

[Help-Ma-Boab]

...oh, and getting a full chocolate Kit-Kat finger.

[*Bob*]

Pound coin left in the changing room locker.

Sets your whole day up on a WIN

[Jeremy]

Cracking an egg to find a dead baby chick

[Help-Ma-Boab]

...Swatting a bluebottle out the air with a tea towel flick.

[Mick Mac]

The wife says, oh alright then, if you must

(play golf I mean)

[Mick Mac]

You open the dishwasher, and it's empty

[Help-Ma-Boab]

...2 wee blue salt sachets in a packet of Salt n Shake. Win!

[DulwichFox]

Help-Ma-Boab Wrote:

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> ...2 wee blue salt sachets in a packet of Salt n

> Shake. Win!

Back in the 50's when I was a wee lad.. I got 7 of the original twisted wax blue bags in a packet of Smiths Crisps.

It was from the Globe Pub on Peckham Hill Street..

It's one of those things you never forget..

Foxy

[TheArtfulDogger]

Watching another motorist cut you up to get ahead in the queue then seeing them a few minutes later stuck in a slower lane then the one you are in.... knowing that you didn't let them out again as you passed them

[jacks09]

A young idiot on a motorbike cutting you up, then staring at you pulling a hand sign only to drive into a parked car (no one was hurt)

[Mick Mac]

Your mate says "one for the road"

[uncleglen]

Stroppy kid in class leaning back on the chair's back legs and arguing with the teacher- then the chair legs give way, and best of all, the rest of the kids laughed at her

[Help-Ma-Boab]

...squeezing down past a train vestibule hogger on a busy train, who wont move down train to the space beyond in the carriage. As you pass, onto the freedom of a standing spot, the seated passenger beside you gets up to get off at the next stop. You catch eye of vestibule hogger and slowly, very slowly, sit down. WIN.

[TheArtfulDogger]

I'm hoping for a small victory in June

Voting out and being in the majority... Who knows 😳

[Loz]

Well, the bookies will be happy to take your money, AD. You can get 4/1 at the moment. Us Remainers can only get a measly 1/6.

As many have said, don't look to the polls, look at the bookies.

[Help-Ma-Boab]

...when you feel a hard snatter up your trunk. Manage to grab it and pull. Out comes a long wet tail behind it. Lo and behold you can breath again. Love that. WIN. (C'mon , we all do it, don't we...)

[ratty]

Waiter forgets that 7th bottle of wine you had on the bill!

[TheArtfulDogger]

ratty Wrote:

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> Waiter forgets that 7th bottle of wine you had on

> the bill!

And so did you I suspect