Where she gawn eh?

[????]

It's getting beyond a joke now. Where the Fook is she?

[woofmarkthedog]

I know ????'s..

She's blinkin' awful not getting back to her fans

Not a pip from "Jimmy two times" either

Must be love

( or Jimmy laying another "patio" at mid-night )

W**F

[daizie]

Aw how touched I am . Thanks for your thoughts. I am back, just .. Had emergency surgery when my intenstine ruptured, a disease called Diverticulitis . attractive ..

I am being weened back on to solid food and sh1tting on a comode and not dead yet X

[woofmarkthedog]

Ohh Well.....

You wont be needing this then ?

* digs through bin for receipt *

http://www.floristone.com/flowers/products/S10-3799.jpg

Though luckily...

I did photograph this in "Longton Avenue SE26 " not so long ago, you might be needing it ?

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3301/4573896595_f8e123c222_m.jpg

Lovely to have you back...

Mwah...mwah..

( Ewww.... don't touch, germs )

W**F

[karter]

Shit- hope you are ok Daizie...

Talking about where she gawn, where the devil has Macroban gawn?? Her insight is missed.

[Ladymuck]

WELCOME BACK DAIZIE, SWEETIE

XXX

Recover quickly.

[Ladymuck]

There once was a poster called Daizie,

Who some thought a little bit crazy,

She talked about poo,

And having more than one loo,

Which sometimes made my brain go hazy.

But now she is ill,

And unable to "chill",

Her fans miss her wit,

Albeit bum-tit.

She can't post at the mo,

And we miss her so,

And I'm feeling on edge,

Think - the state of her hedge!

Oh Daizie get well,

Come back and give hell,

So we can get pissed,

Coz you truly are missed.

[woofmarkthedog]

Ladymuck Wrote:

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> There once was a poster called Daizie,

> Who some thought a little bit crazy,

> She talked about poo,

> And having more than one loo,

> Which sometimes made my brain go hazy.

>

> But now she is ill,

> And unable to "chill",

> Her fans miss her wit,

> Albeit bum-tit.

>

> She can't post at the mo,

> And we miss her so,

> And I'm feeling on edge,

> Think - the state of her hedge!

>

> Oh Daizie get well,

> Come back and give hell,

> So we can get pissed,

> Coz you truly are missed.

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My God...

And that's the "edited" version

Ermmmm....How "good" was it before ?

(I know this is one of those pot & kettle situations...but )

W**F

* saws own leg off, whilst sucking arsenic lollipop *

[Ladymuck]

woofmarkthedog Wrote:

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>* saws own leg off, whilst sucking arsenic lollipop *

*puts on apron and heads to the kitchen*

[woofmarkthedog]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/12/48%20Dog%20With%20a%20Gun.jpg

[Ladymuck]

This post will self destruct...eventually...

[Ladymuck]

*Ladymuck rings Woofmarkthedog*

*phone rings*

Woof: Hellooooo.

LM: It's me.

Woof: Hello "me" ...what is it?

LM: she's still not posted.

Woof: *scrapes bum on carpet*

LM: did you hear me?

Woof: errrm yes...yes...arrrhhhh, that's better...erm...yes...and?

LM: well, I think it's time.

Woof: *sniffs carpet*

LM: what do you think?

Woof: Agreed, let's do it.

LM: OK...it's our only hope.

Woof: *whines*

LM: Bye Woof.

*hangs up*

[daizie]

I spose my love of the forum will come back once my guts stop playing me up . Im bedridden with wind like iv'e never known from both ends :(

[Ladymuck]

A result!

We thought for a minute that we might have called the

...

[computedshorty]

Daizie likes to collect small flowers to link and make her Daisy chains,

she learned this when a young girl, and the skill that she still retains.

Not feeling well decided to see her Doctor, but did not want make a fuss,

just managed to get herself dressed and queue then get on the local Bus.

Good morning Doctor I hope you don't mind me coming and dropping in,

I have noises from my tummy and pain that travels along my intestine.

The best thing that can be done for you, as I cant help here at all,

is that you have a thorough examination at the specialist Hospital.

They put me in a bed, then later wheeled me to have X-rays made,

they showed me the X-rays and pointed out the affected bits displayed.

Now an operation is recommended to alleviate your pain and cure.

just take a sniff of this then you wont feel a thing that you will endure.

The Surgeon spoke all though the operation telling of how he went,

here is the offending bits, he found parts as six metres of intestine was evident.

Removed these bits and was put in a jar to give to me later to see.

perhaps a use for them could be found but just what could that be.

Nurse Muck replaced the repaired intestines back by folding into place,

she?s very skilled at this operation learned at the sausage factory to lace.

Only four metres of intestine now, the painful and the noisy bits are gone,

recovering now and there is the thoughts of getting back again to home.

The Doctor said the best way is by therapy so keep busy, it will help you by far,

its alright for him to say that to me lying here, looking at the contents in the jar.

I?m busy now making up my chains, no Daisies here to thread into the chain,

so a substitute is available so close here on hand, the solution is quite plain.

Look out on the necklaces for sale thread all profits to the Hospital Charity.

some of the items there are not listed to explain them in much clarity.

The Daisy Chains are new an bright and give a nice scented smell.

the other ones could be bits of macaroni, I know but I will not tell.

[woofmarkthedog]

My God....

Where's Doctor "Hannibal Lecter" when you need him, eh ?

I'm sure he could figure it out

(waves to thread above)

W**F

*grins nervously, back against the door, trying to find the handle*

[daizie]

CS that is quite insightful .

computedshorty Wrote:

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> Daizie likes to collect small flowers to link and

> make her Daisy chains,

> she learned this when a young girl, and the skill

> that she still retains.

Its knitting really, but close .

>

Not feeling well decided to see her Doctor, but

> did not want make a fuss,

> just managed to get herself dressed and queue then

> get on the local Bus.

Ex took me otherwise id have got a cab .

>

> Good morning Doctor I hope you don't mind me

> coming and dropping in,

> I have noises from my tummy and pain that travels

> along my intestine.

> The best thing that can be done for you, as I cant

> help here at all,

> is that you have a thorough examination at the

> specialist Hospital.

Was vomiting green slime .

>

> They put me in a bed, then later wheeled me to

> have X-rays made,

> they showed me the X-rays and pointed out the

> affected bits displayed.

> Now an operation is recommended to alleviate your

> pain and cure.

> just take a sniff of this then you wont feel a

> thing that you will endure.

> correct .

>

The Surgeon spoke all though the operation telling

> of how he went,

> here is the offending bits, he found parts as six

> metres of intestine was evident.

Cut six inches out .

> Removed these bits and was put in a jar to give

> to me later to see.

> perhaps a use for them could be found but just

> what could that be.

>

> Nurse Muck replaced the repaired intestines back

> by folding into place,

> she?s very skilled at this operation learned at

> the sausage factory to lace.

LOL

> Only four metres of intestine now, the painful and

> the noisy bits are gone,

> recovering now and there is the thoughts of

> getting back again to home.

>

> The Doctor said the best way is by therapy so keep

> busy, it will help you by far,

> its alright for him to say that to me lying here,

> looking at the contents in the jar.

> I?m busy now making up my chains, no Daisies here

> to thread into the chain,

> so a substitute is available so close here on

> hand, the solution is quite plain.

>

> Look out on the necklaces for sale thread all

> profits to the Hospital Charity.

> some of the items there are not listed to explain

> them in much clarity.

> The Daisy Chains are new an bright and give a nice

> scented smell.

No less than Kings deserves. After care was appalling .

> the other ones could be bits of macaroni, I know

> but I will not tell.

macaroni cheese ive just eaten liquidised

[Ladymuck]

woofmarkthedog Wrote:

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> Where's Doctor "Hannibal Lecter" when you need

> him, eh ?

YOU CALLED?

makes sucking/hissing noise