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They had a very similar question on QI - Grizzly Bear vs Lion

Apparently in the early 20th century in America they used to have these fights and the bear won every time. Its got a very hard skull and immense power in its arm to swipe the lion and crush its skull.


So i'm guessing polar bear vs tiger would be the same.

Apparently the largest Tiger is the Siberian Tiger that grows up to 350kg.


By contrast Polar Bears start at 350kg and grow to almost 700kg.


Seems like a no contest.


Despite have a polar sounding name, the Siberian Tiger seems to naff around in China, so the two probably don't cross paths.

Baby polar bear - "Dad, am I a polar bear"?

Dad - "Of course you are son, you're a very handsome polar bear".


Baby wanders off.


Baby polar bear - "Mum, am I definitely a polar bear"?

Mum - "Of course you are, and a lovelier polar bear never set foot in the snow. Mwaaah".


Baby trudges off pensively.


Baby polar bear - "Grandma, is it right I'm a polar bear"?

Grandma - "Of course you're a polar bear, look at you! You could be something else"?


Baby wanders away deep in thought.


Baby polar bear - "Grandad, tell me the truth, what am I"?

Grandad - "You, my boy are a polar bear, born and bred. What makes you ask"?















Baby polar bear - "I was just trying to figure out why I'm so f*+king cold"


Thank you, I'm here all week, look after your waitress, I get a share of the tips.

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