Want to be in my Click..?

[HonaloochieB]

giggirl Wrote:

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> Gosh this thread almost passed me by. I'm totally

> in love with you Hoochie B so I'll join your

> click. PM me details of the secret handshake as I

> wouldn't want to run into a click member in, say,

> Somerfield, and make a complete twit of myself.

>

> BTW - you know Lord Hunter and the Rant Band is

> touring, right? Islington in October. Fabulous

> venue.

Frankly Giggi, I was heartsick not to have heard from you earlier, but of course am now massively relieved that you have joined.

If you'll accept the post I'd like you to be the Ministrette Without Portfolio, consider it a roving brief.

Or a rock and rolling brief, if you will.

Good thinking on the handshake, this will require a little thought and some research, I'll call my friend Jason the Mason and see if he's free.

And thanks, yes I did know about IH at Islington and have got tickets for myself and Honaloochie Jnr, this is an acoustic gig, he's doing the Komedia at Brighton with the Rant band also, so I'll be there as well.

We're being spoiled this year what with the Barbican show earler this month. One of his finest I might add.

[HonaloochieB]

cate Wrote:

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> Edcam, yeah I agree. Whew. Never did like

> cliques.

Nor me neither, if it ain't a click, it ain't nothing so far as I'm concerned.

[northlondoner]

cate Wrote:

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> What you are referring is not a click. It's a

> clique.

Yes, Cate, a schoolboy error. To West Dulwich with you.

[????]

Cate, you're obviously not in the ironic spilling click

[northlondoner]

???? Wrote:

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> Cate, you're obviously not in the ironic spilling

> click

Point of order, Quids, don;t think the tip is one of ironik spellling. 'Click' is the term used in some rap/r&B songs to denote clique. So the reference to 'click' here is a rather knowing form cliqueishness. Or is that clickishness? A sort of faux homage to the r&b/rap idiom, if you will.

Uhhh....help...I'm channelling Ned Sherrin.

[Brendan]

Fake cheese rap and iodine aside. This doesn?t involve an initiation ritual does it? Only it was a real challenge riding my bike home after all that last business with the quart of bootleg gin and the blindfold.

[HonaloochieB]

Brendan Wrote:

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> Fake cheese rap and iodine aside. This doesn?t

> involve an initiation ritual does it? Only it was

> a real challenge riding my bike home after all

> that last business with the quart of bootleg gin

> and the blindfold.

Bless you, Brendan, no not at all, this click does not involve any sort of cheap exploitative humiliating initiation rituals.

As if.

No this is all about long term collections of loose change at week's end, which will be donated to The Glorious Leader (I haven't mentioned it for a couple of days, but in these times of tubulence and change, I should empasise it's still me}.

Bike you say Brendan? Do you have working solid panniers?

If so, there could an official post in the click for you.

Ride round to other click members of a Friday evening and collect their week's worth of loose change. Should they demure then you will weedle, cajole and flim-flam them.

The post of Chancer Of The Exchequer, is yours for the taking.

There's a weekly quart of gin, if the prestige isn't enough.

[HonaloochieB]

northlondoner Wrote:

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> ???? Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > Cate, you're obviously not in the ironic

> spilling

> > click

>

>

> Point of order, Quids, don;t think the tip is one

> of ironik spellling. 'Click' is the term used in

> some rap/r&B songs to denote clique. So the

> reference to 'click' here is a rather knowing form

> cliqueishness. Or is that clickishness? A sort of

> faux homage to the r&b/rap idiom, if you will.

> Uhhh....help...I'm channelling Ned Sherrin.

Not at all NL, I think dear Ned would be flattered.

But I know 'click' prefigures the rap/R&B idiom you're referring to.

So North Londoner, how would you care to be the click's Forrin Secretary?

So when we leave our yard(s) and have fi gwa forrin over the river, we know we'll have sanctuary.

It's a key appointment.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

I'd love to join if I could be in charge of a Quango.

*Hopes The Glorious Leader doesn't think this is presumptious.*

[HonaloochieB]

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote:

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> I'd love to join if I could be in charge of a

> Quango.

>

> *Hopes The Glorious Leader doesn't think this is

> presumptious.*

It's an interesting notion, PGC. I'd not considered the idea of Quangos, but you appear to seem to be a self-governing sort of person, so let's go along with your suggestion.

Mind that's not to minimise the importance of this Quango.

PGC, will you accept the post of chair of the Lager Temperature Of Certain Indifferent Bars On Lordship Lane?

You will of course, with your team have to visit the bars on a regular basis, and submit a report on a weekly basis on which of the indifferent bars 'come good' (as we click members say) as far as good lager temperature is out there, LAMF.

What say, PGC?

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

I promise that I will do my best:

To do my duty to Admin, to serve The Glorious Leader, to help other EDFers and keep the Click Law.

[Brendan]

Dib dib dib.

*salutes*

[katie1997]

Oh-kay.......I'm guessing because its a click, that you have to convince an existing click member to nominate you?

How delightfully click-ish B)

ps. what time is it?

[Mick Mac]

Is it a right click or a left click HB? I need to know before declaring my alligence. Ta.

[HonaloochieB]

Mick Mac Wrote:

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> Is it a right click or a left click HB? I need to

> know before declaring my alligence. Ta.

Your alligence is already well took, bro.

It's took like Steve Took out of Tyrannasouras Rex, blud.

You knows it.

[HonaloochieB]

katie1997 Wrote:

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> Oh-kay.......I'm guessing because its a click,

> that you have to convince an existing click member

> to nominate you?

>

> How delightfully click-ish B)

>

>

> ps. what time is it?

Time you joined the click K1997.

Raise your right hand and say after me.

"After me, you're considerably older and I think it's only polite to let you go first"

Well done K, welcome to the click.

[HonaloochieB]

Brendan Wrote:

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> Dib dib dib.

>

> *salutes*

Dib dib dib indeed, Brendan. I like that thinking. Low key.

Let's keep the click as a Scouty/Cubsian kind of deal to the outside world.

No need for civilians, as it were, to suspect, as they might, that a click sponsored by the EDF was a 'front' for a spare change of a Friday night collection racket.

I refute that. It's defaming.

The click is nothing more than a 'social club', a gathering of like-minded people who come together.

That's all, they just come together.

Any suggestion that 'non change donaters' will go the same way as the 'Dream Machine' will be met with the most vigorous legal action.

[katie1997]

Y-es. Already done.

*clicks fingers on both hands*

[Ladymuck]

katie1997 Wrote:

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> *clicks fingers on both hands*

Shameless!!!!:))

[HonaloochieB]

katie1997 Wrote:

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> >

> Y-es. Already done.

>

> *clicks fingers on both hands*

Fantaca, Katie1997, you got the 'fingerpopping'.

You're going to be so popular in the click, specially on Friday night when Brendan returns with the local spare change, I reckon double finger clicks will keep him on the straight, while giving him a little boost. Also.

Plus of course, with those kind of fingers you'll find yourself featuring in a prominent position in the click's production of West Side Story.

It's a little local production we'll be putting on.

For the local widows and orphans you understand.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Surely Brendan should be washing windows and cars for his loose change? Not sure what inflation has done to Bob a Job.

[HonaloochieB]

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote:

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> Surely Brendan should be washing windows and cars

> for his loose change? Not sure what inflation has

> done to Bob a Job.

PGC, in the click, when we speak of 'loose change', we are not necessarily referring to, for want of a better phrase loose change.

From time to time, as the occasion necessitates, it can refer to loose change, if you catch my drift.

And I'm in a drift throwing kind of mood.

Capiche?

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Capiche, Don Hon.

[Brendan]

Me woggle?s made from Italian leather I?ll have you know.

[HonaloochieB]

Brendan Wrote:

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> Me woggle?s made from Italian leather I?ll have

> you know.

Woggle you reckon?

Eyetalian leather you say?

Have me know, you'll have me?

I'll be waiting on you. See if'n I don't.