???? Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 I'm confused. Is the fella tatooed with a Ferret or is he carrying a ferret with tattoos? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Palaeologus Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 I got Spotted Dick on the back seat of the number 12. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brum Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 Michael Palaeologus Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> I got Spotted Dick on the back seat of the number> 12.Well that'll teach you for waving it about like that, in an oh-so unsavoury fashion.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidneypunch! Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 I experienced a similar incident last year, although the gentleman said it was was a 'Quiche' on that occasion, after a brief but heated discussion over the recipe I concluded that it was a 'Alsace Lorraine' (onion tart) & not a 'Quiche' This accusation of advertising under false pretences, led to a rather uncomfortable silence for the rest of the journey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RosieH Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 KP, forgive my ignorance, but I have never heard of this Alsace Lorraine (other than as a region of great deliciousness). I know of an Alsation onion tart, and I know of a quiche Lorraine, but an Alsace Lorraine? Pray tell, what is it, and do you have a recipe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidneypunch! Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 It is a name sometimes given to an 'onion tart' that was a classic of that region, it is in effect a Alsation onion tart aas you identified correctly, I have have heard it called and use the term myself Alsace Lorraine.Assuming that you know the recipe for that I have included a very nice "quiche Lorraine" recipe for your delight instead!Happy Cooking !for the pastry50g/2oz butter, cut into cubes110g/4oz plain flourpinch salt1-2 tbsp iced water1 egg yolka little beaten eggBlend together the butter, flour and salt until it resembles fine breadcrumbs. Tip into a large, roomy bowl and gently mix in the water and egg yolk with cool hands or a knife, until well amalgamated. Put into a plastic bag and chill for at least one hour before rolling.Pre-heat the oven to 350F/180C/gas mark 4.Roll out the pastry as thinly as possible, line a 20.5cm/8"-wide by 4cm/112"- deep tart tin and blind bake - line the uncooked pastry case with a sheet of tin foil and fill with some dried haricot beans, for instance - for 15 to 20 minutes. Remove from the oven, reserving the foil and beans. Brush the inside of the case with the beaten egg, which will form a seal. Return to the oven for a further ten minutes, until it is golden, crisp and well cooked, particularly the base.for the filling8-10 thin rashers of rindless, smoked streaky bacon (Italian pancetta is perfect) cut into 1cm/12" pieces1 small packet cream cheese4 egg yolks3 whole eggs400mls/34 pint double cream12 bunch chives, finely choppeda little salt and much pepperfreshly grated nutmegLightly fry the bacon in a dry non-stick frying pan until a little crisp and some of the fat has run out. Drain on kitchen paper and spread evenly over the base of the cooked tart case. Whisk the cheese with the egg yolks and whole eggs. Stir in the cream and chives and season with salt, pepper and nutmeg.Turn the oven down to 325F/170C/gas mark 3.Pour the custard into the case. Fill it as full as you dare - there is nothing more sad than a half-filled quiche. If you find it easier, fill half the case first and the rest once it is in the oven, using a deep spoon. Bake for 30 to 40 minutes until set. Allow to cool for at least ten minutes before eating, as hot tarts tastes of very little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 RosieH Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> KP, forgive my ignorance, but I have never heard> of this Alsace Lorraine (other than as a region of> great deliciousness). I know of an Alsation onion> tart, and I know of a quiche Lorraine, but an> Alsace Lorraine? Pray tell, what is it, and do> you have a recipe?Oh, blinking arse, RosieH, you had to ask.The chances are the bleeder will only go and pigging well tell you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 And of course RosieH, it Blimey-Nora went and happened.Didn't spot it coming over the page.Mind, he's very thorough that KidneyPunch, I'll have to give him that.And he gave us that 'hot tarts taste of very little' line at the end, which I thought nice.There's a Jonathan Ross/Graham Norton/James Corden ten minute spot in the making there.Cheers, KP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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