Differences between Lounge & Family Rom users

[OliviaDee]

ah but are you sure they're yours?

[brum]

...hmmm... come to think of it... oh bother. You got me worried now.

[SimonM]

So did Desmond Morris and all these other clever people who ascribed some variety of "intelligent design" to the "true" purpose and modern shapes/designs of women's breasts also offer equally credible and slick explanations for the existence of male nipples then?? :)

[daizie]

Apparently the solid rounded shape suffocates the baby and causes it to fight for air . One only has to look at the design of the teats on babies bottles to see the kind of shape that works best, much closer in design to the feeding apparatus of the female chimpanzee, infant has no difficulty . In other words all nipple no tit . So the female breast is predominantly a sexual signalling device, rather than an expanded milk machine.

[Narnia]

This is why!

SimonM Wrote:

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> So did Desmond Morris and all these other clever

> people who ascribed some variety of "intelligent

> design" to the "true" purpose and modern

> shapes/designs of women's breasts also offer

> equally credible and slick explanations for the

> existence of male nipples then?? :)

[expat]

>existence of male nipples

cause the embryo follows a female template for the first 6 weeks when the male sex chromosone kicks in for male embryos. The embryo then begin to develop it's male characteristics. However the nipples and some breasts tissue is left.

[daizie]

Anyway back on topic, the difference between lounge and family room users is that some of us are banned from the family section .

[Brendan]

brum Wrote:

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> I may have got this wrong, but I recall Desmond

> Morris once suggesting that the breasts evolved

> once we started walking on two feet. Before then,

> females would attract males by simply sticking

> their bottoms in the air. Once we became bipeds,

> this obvious signal was not so.... well, obvious.

> So women, being very clever, grew their breasts

> larger and made them permanent (not exactly

> Desmond's words) to imitate a pair of bum

> cheeks... and when you think about it chaps, the

> view 'from behind' is not too dissimilar to the

> ladies' cleavage view from the front!

>

> Plausible?

Yeah I?ve heard that theory too. Because of it whenever I see cleavage I picture a little person bending over inside the lady?s blouse and sticking their bum out the top. Which is amusing but has also somewhat ruined it for me.

[OliviaDee]

daizie Wrote:

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> Anyway back on topic, the difference between

> lounge and family room users is that some of us

> are banned from the family section .

do spill Daizie

[brum]

Thanks Brendan. Now that's just ruined it for me too!

[daizie]

Have a look at the family discussion that will give you a droopy for the rest of your days .

[Narnia]

brum Wrote:

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> Thanks Brendan. Now that's just ruined it for me

> too!

Ahem, Brum......sit down and relax. Now tell me what do you think when you see a builders bum?

[brum]

..hmmm... let me think...

...there's a nice place to park my bike?

[citizenED]

This thread is at 63 posts (64 after this) and the companion one is at 62. Over there everyone is earnestly discussing the issue and expanding it to incorporate wider social contexts. In here its descended into tit jokes.....hmmmmm

[Narnia]

So you managed to spot a difference Ed.Note it down. It might be useful later.

PS Isn't the use of the word 'descended' a bit condescending?

[Brendan]

And bum jokes Citizen. Don't forget the bum jokes.

[*Bob*]

I think the other thread would benefit from at least a handful of tit jokes. So to speak.

[daizie]

Ive often wondered about the state of the nipple post breast feeding. I heard somewhere that breast feeding becomes easier as the nipple 'toughens up'. Does it go back to 'normal or does it stay 'tough' ? Any one?

[*Bob*]

no comment

[Narnia]

brum Wrote:

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> ..hmmm... let me think...

>

> ...there's a nice place to park my bike?

You may have issues Brum, but time is up.

[citizenED]

Whooops, sorry Narnia. Of course I meant evolved.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

What seemed amusing last night .........