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Now, correct me if I am mistaken (am 100% certain I am not:))), aren't there now two outstanding matters which remain to be resolved?


1. Mr. Honaloochie Boogie was to eat his own head were "Milfwall" not selected as winner.


2. In a similar vein, that incorrigible computer HAL9000 was to consume Brendan's hat.



*alerts Interpol*

I think the...ahem...event should take place on Peckham Rye...perhaps at Katie1997's picnic.


I think we should sell tickets...the money could be used for things like packs of frozen peas, morphine, artificial limbs, heart and lung transplants...


What do people think?

HAL9000 Wrote:

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> LM - don't get too excited, not on my account

> anyway: all I need to do is scan in an image of

> Brendan's hat - nothing to it!


We'll see about that. DAMN YOU!!! DAMN YOU I SAY!!!


*calls hench men*

Ladymuck Wrote:

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> I think the...ahem...event should take place on

> Peckham Rye...perhaps at Katie1997's picnic.

>

> I think we should sell tickets...the money could

> be used for things like packs of frozen peas,

> morphine, artificial limbs, heart and lung

> transplants...

>

> What do people think?


I think thats a FAB idea. Could I please have some VIP tickets for the head/hat-eating event?


I hope the humble frozen pea can be found in ED if thats what you're raising the money for ;-)

katie1997 Wrote:

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> I think thats a FAB idea. Could I please have some

> VIP tickets for the head/hat-eating event?


I thank you Katie1997 (aka Ms. Katharina Van Der Wotsit) - you are a good sport. Of course VIP tickets shall be despatched to you forthwith - I am certain DJKQ (aka "the Queen") will have no problem with that (*clicks fingers and signals to butler*). We shall ensure you have the best ring-side seats available.


Yours,


Esme xx

Narnia Wrote:

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> How are you at parking a car LM? I have a theory

> that there are some things women weren't meant

> for. Likewise men of course.



*looks in horror*


How on earth did I miss this? The audacity!


I cycle...hope that answers your question.




*hopes Narnia will never bump into Lordmuck who might spill the beans over the 2 occasions - within a period of 2 weeks - when ?800's worth of damage was caused to his then brand new car when wife attempted to get it out of an awkward spot. Wife now banned from taking car to that location.:-$*

HAL9000 Wrote:

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> LM - don't get too excited, not on my account

> anyway: all I need to do is scan in an image of

> Brendan's hat - nothing to it!

>

> I just hope HB has an equally elegant get out :)


I was being metaphorical, or was it metaphysical.

Or I was pissed and quoting Dickens.

It was definitely one of those.

HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> I was being metaphorical, or was it metaphysical.

> Or I was pissed and quoting Dickens.

> It was definitely one of those.


*considers Mr. Boogie's defence and decides to allow it on the ground of previous injustice*

Which hat are you going to be wanting?


Only I?ve just got a few and I?m pretty attached to the tweed flat cap, the canvas cricket hat is useful for days out in the sun, the grey fedora goes very well with my grey slim fit 3 piece and the Powell Peralta ?ripper? 1980s reissue mesh-back baseball cap is, well it's a, Powell Peralta ?ripper? 1980s reissue mesh-back baseball cap so you?re not getting your hands on that. Not no fucking ways china.

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