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Alan Dale

Alan Dale

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I think the full joke is a man made of cork, with no arms and no legs.


But Bob has never renounced his legs or claimed to have been made of cork.


He did however claim that he has no arms. This is somewhat incongruous with his latest claim that he is a musician.


Anyway. In case you still haven't go it, the answer was supposed to be Bob.

lozzyloz

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Why SE5?


Because Cloak (I won't 'clear off' because i've spent sevreal hundred thousand pounds on buying a large property in this area.) would find it rather uncomplimentary.


I have good memory's of living in SE5 and my children were also born at KCH so no deliberate intention of dissing SE5. However since this tangential issue has been raised, both have their pro's and cons but out of choice I'd rather live in SE22 than SE5. My opinion based on my personal experience.

Alan Dale

Alan Dale

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lozzyloz Wrote:

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> out of choice I'd rather live

> in SE22 than SE5. My opinion based on my personal

> experience.


Why use postcodes if your not a postman?


The best place to live has to be somewhere close to the intersection of the postcodes SE22, SE5, and SE15 although I think that's in someone's back garden off Ivanhoe Road.


Houses near to that are sandwiched between the Bellenden and Camberwell Grove conservation areas and a short hop from Lordship Lane. Best of all worlds and the closest point in SE22 to decent transport links and central London.


I get the impression that Mockney lives in the Camberwell part of that area. Jammy gid.


Can anyone think of a good name for that district? CamPeckDul Intersect doesn't quite do it...

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