My missus thinks 'KEEF' is a numpty

[Alan Dale]

I think the full joke is a man made of cork, with no arms and no legs.

But Bob has never renounced his legs or claimed to have been made of cork.

He did however claim that he has no arms. This is somewhat incongruous with his latest claim that he is a musician.

Anyway. In case you still haven't go it, the answer was supposed to be Bob.

[smith]

Warren!

[SeanMacGabhann]

Mark has corrected a spelling mistake and ruined my already extremely unfunny post

[Asset]

ok got it. Actually now think I may have heard it before in the dim and distant.

[lozzyloz]

Why SE5?

Because Cloak (I won't 'clear off' because i've spent sevreal hundred thousand pounds on buying a large property in this area.) would find it rather uncomplimentary.

I have good memory's of living in SE5 and my children were also born at KCH so no deliberate intention of dissing SE5. However since this tangential issue has been raised, both have their pro's and cons but out of choice I'd rather live in SE22 than SE5. My opinion based on my personal experience.

[Ant]

Good lord, I leave the place for a while and this is what you lot get up to?

:)

[SimonM]

>>I disagree, Al. I think 'wally' also has endearing connotations. As in "ee's a bit of a wally, but ee's awright really":D

[Alan Dale]

lozzyloz Wrote:

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> out of choice I'd rather live

> in SE22 than SE5. My opinion based on my personal

> experience.

Why use postcodes if your not a postman?

The best place to live has to be somewhere close to the intersection of the postcodes SE22, SE5, and SE15 although I think that's in someone's back garden off Ivanhoe Road.

Houses near to that are sandwiched between the Bellenden and Camberwell Grove conservation areas and a short hop from Lordship Lane. Best of all worlds and the closest point in SE22 to decent transport links and central London.

I get the impression that Mockney lives in the Camberwell part of that area. Jammy gid.

Can anyone think of a good name for that district? CamPeckDul Intersect doesn't quite do it...

[mockney piers]

Close a Mr Dale, but no cigar, I'm not quite in the Dulkhawell area. Just over the road closer to denmark hill.

[Alan Dale]

Your talk of drinking in the Ivanhoe is a bit of a red herring then.

I didn't think they had a catchment area extending beyond the South Southwark Conservation Quarter...

[mockney piers]

it was indeed. I'm more often to be found at the george, but short of the fox on the hill, Ivanhoe is still the closest pub.

[Alan Dale]

What about the Phoenix?

[lozzyloz]

Hamberdul

[*Bob*]

The Phoenix is quite a nice refit (if you like that sort of thing) but unfortunately it's packed full of 'suits' on a Thurs-Sat evening.

[bald marauder]

Cambellwich

We live on Copleston Road, which sounds like it would fall into the area in question, and I can confirm it is indeed a top location.

BM

[mockney piers]

Phoenix is ok I guess. Lots of zoider which is a potentially lethal brucey bonus.

[Alan Dale]

Zoider?

[Jah Lush]

I go away on a four day bender and can't believe what has been said about our lovely Keef. Keef is a geezer, a lovely bloke, top man, a gent. So there!!!

[mockney piers]

It's how Louisa will pronounce cider once she has become a born and bred west country girl.

[jumpinjackflash]

Cloak, your missus gives good head

[*Bob*]

Anyone got the time?

[Brendan]

nope.

[Asset]

You got the money?

[citizenED]

What's the going rate?

[Alan Dale]

What happened to The Cloak anyway?