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I recently found out that young people say "book" when they mean "cool" - the reason being that predictive text comes up with "book" first if you are typing "cool". I haven't tested this theory but the teenager who lives next door to me told me. Whilst inserting the word "like" into her explanation an impressive number of times.

legalbeagle Wrote:

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> I recently found out that young people say "book"

> when they mean "cool" - the reason being that

> predictive text comes up with "book" first if you

> are typing "cool". I haven't tested this theory

> but the teenager who lives next door to me told

> me. Whilst inserting the word "like" into her

> explanation an impressive number of times.



My iphone, like, didn't do it. 'Cool' comes up as 'cool', like. Like I mean, WTF!

Saying "Yeah" or "like" all the time. It just shows a distinct lack of vocabulary, "I saw Lee-Anne yeah and she was like saying Darren's left me yeah and I was like I know coz he's with me now yeah and she slapped me round the face yeah."

legalbeagle Wrote:

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> I love the reintroduction of versions of the bees

> knees. As in, that's:

>

> the cat's meow; the kippers knickers; the shit

> (weird but popular).



Yup! The Canine's testicles or the dog's bollocks.

Timebox? Like WTF? Do you salute it? Defrost it in your mental microwave? Is it an inside or outside timebox?


Thought shower. Apparently brainstorm may be offensive to people with epilepsy. I'm sure they'd have a hissy fit if they heard it.

Ah Brendon you made my day

Like just rock up dude it'll be sick

Makes me think of the wonderful Armstrong and Miller sketches



I was only thinking the other day that 'Rock Up' tends to be used by fairly posh well-spoken people, which makes it sound all the more incongruous. Same for chillax and good times, to a lesser extent.

The shame, the first time someone said 'Rock Up' I had to ask what they meant, I hadn't heard of it before (that was about 10 years ago in my defence).


Anyway, I hate 'Telly' and 'Tummy'. Grrrrr. Although not new words, their usage afflicts me dreadfully.

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