Foreigners do it better? (some viewers may find this offensive)

[DulwichFox]

Turkish insult.

Otuz bir ?ekiyorsun. Literal Translation:- You are pulling 31 times

Otuz bir ?ekiyor. Literal Translation:- He is pulling 31 times

I will leave it to you to work out.

[sanity girl]

Neapolitan dialect

va fa mocc a chi te mmuort (think the spelling may be variable)

loosely translated as go do it in the mouth of your dead relative. To be saved for really extreme circumstances. Can be shortened to va fa mocc which is used with more abandon.

[HonaloochieB]

giggirl Wrote:

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> HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> > POGUE MAHONE.

>

>

> Hoochie, I've never been able to figure out which

> word is kiss and which word is arse? What do you

> say?

>

> px

Giggi

Pogue-Kiss, MaHone (or I think Mo Hone)-My Arse, so every time anyone gets a bit worked up about that drunken, druggy foul-mouthed poet fellow, remember, he fronts a group named The Kisses.

[mockney piers]

Weirdly co?o isn't especially rude at least nothing like it's equivalent here, as mentioned on the other thread gigirl!

There's a Spanish rude and dismissive way of saying goodbye:

?hasta los huevos!

A pun between 'laters' and 'you bollix'

[giggirl]

So I understand Mockney. It can apparently also mean "diaper". Speaking of which, I see you're up at 5am. Oh dear.

[*Bob*]

An ex of mine, a furriner who spoke a number of languages, always maintained that swearing 'in foreign' (including her native Italian) was rubbish - and that the only proper language to swear in was English.

Something she took to with a venom - after I suggested we split-up and sell the flat.

[mockney piers]

Dentici?n gigirl. El pobrecito no duerme. Joder :(

[OliviaDee]

pog mo thoin - kiss my ass!

[Brendan]

Afrikaans is fantastic to swear in, way more expressive than English and with that wonderful, aggressive gutturalness. A few choice insults spring to mind but alas the limits of decency forbid me from sharing, even in this part of the forum.

[OliviaDee]

you know you want to brendan

you know we want you to

[legalbeagle]

Oh don't be such a girl, Brendan. Get on with it. what can be ruder than crapping on the hinges of a coffin?!

[Brendan]

Yes it can.

[brum]

Then it has to be shared Brendan. Don't leave us in suspenders!

[legalbeagle]

Man or mouse?????!

[brum]

Cheese, anyone?

[OliviaDee]

'gee' is Dublinese for the C word - though not considered as offensive. i laugh every time i hear 'How's it going half-a-gee?' as a casual and almost affectionate greeting...

[Brendan]

???? Wrote:

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> Stop avoiding the swearing thread

You see this is the funny thing about online forums. Why did I feel the need to come out and say anything at all if I was going to feel uncomfortable about it? Is it that I just really want an excuse to be very crude, is it subconscious attention seeking or is it just a knee-jerk reaction that makes you type something without thinking?

[OliviaDee]

probably all of them brendan

[Narnia]

What's a 'half-a-gee' OD?

[Brendan]

I'm more curious about which half.

[legalbeagle]

Overcome your discomfort and spill the beans. At the very least you will learn something about your motivation.

[DaveR]

Swearing in a foreign language always sounds better

I like 'porca puttana!', but Italian friends are v. keen on English swearwords, esp. w*nker.

But we all know that the undisputed king of swearwords is c***.

[Brendan]

Alright here it is LB:

Jy was uit jou ma se gat gebore want haar poes was te besig.

Which infers, in a very crude way, that the object of the insult was born out of a certain orifice because the other was too busy.

(As enige iemand Afrikaans kan lees.

Ek vra om verskoning.)

[????]

That's disgusting, you should be ashamed of yourself

[Narnia]

'You were in your mother's hole is born because her cat was too busy'

That's what google translator came up with!