Things that come in lists

[RosieH]

Deadly sins I have committed

Top 100 most hilarious children's tv capers EVER

Sexual partners

Groceries

[HonaloochieB]

The current rash of threads in the EDF Lounge.

[RosieH]

I'm going into therapy to cure me of my glib reliance on sarcasm.

[HonaloochieB]

RosieH Wrote:

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> I'm going into therapy to cure me of my glib

> reliance on sarcasm.

May I have the appointment after you each week?

I think I need some help in recognising others glib reliance on sarcasm.

Actually I'd probably just need the unused last ten minutes of your hour.

The therapist would be all for that, right?

[RosieH]

Hona honey, you didn't know I was being sarky?

You're going on my list of "people who really don't know me at all".

[????]

List threads

Slightly grumpy threads

[RosieH]

Ah Quids, you always have me banged to rights. :)-D

[HonaloochieB]

RosieH Wrote:

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> Hona honey, you didn't know I was being sarky?

>

> You're going on my list of "people who really

> don't know me at all".

But RosieH, didn't you see that I was being...?

[HonaloochieB]

Oh, dammit, cancha see I'm crazy about you?

[HonaloochieB]

RosieH Wrote:

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> Ah Quids, you always have me banged to rights.

> :)-D

Actually RosieH, I think 'bang to rights' is perhaps the better phrase, 'banged to rights' might make a gal look a little, well, trampy.

Especially as I'm crazy 'boutchoo.

[RosieH]

Aw shucks. A little trampy never hurt nobody...

[HonaloochieB]

I s'pose dat's OK. But not 'roun' me mudder, right?

Matchin' hose, support garments, shoes (two) an' a store bought dress. Them's the rigoor as they say in Paris.

France that is.

Yeah, an' no cuss words, neither.

[SimonM]

jousting knights :))

[Moos]

HonaloochieB Wrote:

> Especially as I'm crazy 'boutchoo.

Hey, hey, hey - what is this, what is this?

When Rosie and I bought you some time ago and promised you an allowance of honey and hats there was no talk of this craziness, this mooning, this crushery.

I demand a share in the craziness or I shall sulk. And I might bring giggirl and legalbeagle with me.

[Jah Lush]

I can sympathise with HB. It must be hot the weather. It does things to a man.

[legalbeagle]

With you all the way Moos! The cheek of it......

[HonaloochieB]

*Thinks*

Not the best time to bring up SophieSofa, perhaps.

[brum]

Be gone! ...back to Utah, the lot of you!

[HonaloochieB]

Moos Wrote:

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> HonaloochieB Wrote:

>

> > Especially as I'm crazy 'boutchoo.

>

> Hey, hey, hey - what is this, what is this?

>

> When Rosie and I bought you some time ago and

> promised you an allowance of honey and hats there

> was no talk of this craziness, this mooning, this

> crushery.

>

> I demand a share in the craziness or I shall sulk.

> And I might bring giggirl and legalbeagle with

> me.

That was it, just as JL said, the heat, yes of course, the heat.

And getting all inflamed on brown ale.

Oh and at the time 'Love The One You're With' by CSN&Y was playing and probably had a subtle but malign influence over me, you know how suggestible I am.

So, it was the heat, the ale and the baleful influence of the devil's music.

So a perfectly reasonable explanation, I'm sure you'll agree, Moos.

So, we're all coo-dey-lah again, right Moos?

Drink?

[SteveT]

You have to decide HonaloochieB you must not stir the passions of many fine women but only one unless you are a follower of the mormon church!

Just get a room!

[HonaloochieB]

SteveT Wrote:

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> You have to decide HonaloochieB you must not stir

> the passions of many fine women but only one

> unless you are a follower of the mormon church!

>

> Just get a room!

Fair point SteveT, but my philosophy is, why buy a book, when you can go to Waterstones, find the blind spot of the CCTV, nick it and go through the index on the bus home?

Makes far more sense, I'm sure you'll agree.