Favourite catchphrases

[HonaloochieB]

"You got about as much chance as Leslie Grantham doing The Knowledge in Berlin"

[HonaloochieB]

You duuuurty old man.

[legalbeagle]

And they'll be dancing in the streets of [insert winning team] tonight I can tell you.

[HonaloochieB]

something something something something MY PUSSY something something something something else.

Mrs Slocum, and what's more every time she delivered her line it was with different coloured hair. Class.

My favourites, though not necessarily word perfect are certainly in the spirit of Mrs S's dialogue,

"No, I'm sorry Captain Peacock, I can't stay late for a meeting, if I'm not 'ome by six o'clock sharp my pussy goes mad"

"Eeh, I 'ope it doesn't rain again today, there's something wrong my cat flap, when I got 'ome last night my pussy was wringing wet"

Aah, the 70's, a more innocent and at the same time a more filthy time.

[HonaloochieB]

I'M FREEEE!!!

[legalbeagle]

Oh my God, they've killed Kenny!

[HonaloochieB]

THOSE BASTARDS!!!

[Mick Mac]

There's been another murder..

[legalbeagle]

Mmmmmmkay?

[HonaloochieB]

"And now this is me"

Mike Yarwood.

Cue a nation changing channel (to the other one), going to the pub, making a 'cuppa', making do and mending or glaring at the screen and shaking its head because Yarwood is murdering Burt Bacharach instead of doing an impression of Vic Feather like he's bloody well supposed to.

Cue 20% of the nation tutting loudly.

[HonaloochieB]

Yes I think that's about enough for one night.

Harry Corbett - "Byye byye, byyye byyyye"

Sooty - ".......... ....... .........."

[HonaloochieB]

And I think the little house knew something, don't you?

[woofmarkthedog]

OOooooo

"Touchy"

* that's for YOU baby *

W**F

[SteveT]

'evenin' all.

dar dee dar dee dar dee dar..................

Dixon of goose green, we won't see his like again.

[brum]

Wots yur name and where d'yu cum from?

[legalbeagle]

Because you're worth it.

[jester]

You are awful but i like you.

[Jah Lush]

You a young mother, are you? That?s the hardest job in the world that is, innit, eh? The old motherin? game. Yeah, hardest game in the world. Yeah, I done it meself, see? Yeah. Thirty years, man and woman.

[SimonM]

copy that

[HonaloochieB]

F-A-B

[jester]

luverly jubbly

[Jah Lush]

I'll get me coat.

[TonyQuinn]

I'll get me cloak!

[jester]

You dirty ole man

[jalapeno]

Every dog has it's day.