Favourite catchphrases

[HonaloochieB]

Johnny 7/Beano Summer Special/Chisel-toed shoes?

I'll Johnny 7/Beano Summer Special/Chisel-toed shoes you my lad.

Attrib. Everybody's mum.

[legalbeagle]

Well I'll go to the foot of my stairs! (My Great Aunt Lily, who was really called Gertrude but didn't like it. To this day I have no idea what it means).

[jalapeno]

Where's the beef?

[HonaloochieB]

You addle-pated clodpoll

[jalapeno]

You old dirty tin head

[HonaloochieB]

I say you chaps!

[jalapeno]

ooh, that's me telt, eh?

[silverfox]

"Put that light out!" Dad's Army ARP Warden William Hodges (to Foxtons)

[Jah Lush]

You are the weakest link, goodbye!

[HonaloochieB]

As any fule no.

[brum]

Ahaaa! (Alan Partridge)

[HonaloochieB]

Monty, you terrible c*nt!

[jalapeno]

Shove that in your cakehole!

[brum]

Beam me up, Scotty

[sophiesofa]

I'm squishing your head

Game on

You want the moon on a stick

[Jah Lush]

You're Fired!

[jalapeno]

Barking dogs never bite!

[Wilhelm]

..I'm afraid I was very drunk

[HonaloochieB]

I..I..I CORWHUMPH!!!

[GSJ57]

What a silly bunt

Classic Monty Python

[jalapeno]

Fossilised fish-hooks!

[HonaloochieB]

It's half past...eeeh I must get a little hand on this watch.

[legalbeagle]

Politics man. If you're hanging on to a rising balloon, you're presented with a difficult decision - let go before it's too late or hold on and keep getting higher, posing the question: how long can you keep a grip on the rope? They're selling hippie wigs in Woolworths, man. The greatest decade in the history of mankind is over, and as Presuming Ed here has so consistently pointed out, we have failed to paint it black.

[HonaloochieB]

You knock-kneed knackered old nosebag.

[legalbeagle]

Throw yourself into the road love, you haven't got a chance!