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We've a couple of problems with our scheduled overnight processes at the moment.

I'm going to stop with all this stupid scientific checking for bugs or issues in our data, and wave my hands over the servers. Hopefully the cosmic energy should sort the problem, or at least make the server feel better about itself.


You might want to suggest that to the phorum developers.

That's great asset, thanks. I could give you our ip addresses and perhaps you could ping the server with nice aphorisms like


"I can accomplish anything because I am efficient and enterprising"

"I radiate charisma and personal energy" or

"I can tap my full creative power whenever I wish", that should do the trick.

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hmmm, not sure. It's something to do with cookies and the database, too complicated for me to understand. I'm looking at moving the forum to the new upgraded software in the new year which will hopefully be faster and less "buggy" (although I think this one is pretty bug free unless you're definately searching for a special-ised new post)

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