Grumpy old women...

[dita-on-tees]

Jeremy Wrote:

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> What is a porn journalist?

Dunno but can someone send me an application form because it sounds loads better than my current job. Specifically I would like to be a retro 70s porn journalist. Just to be cool.

[RosieH]

You don't think those readers' letters in Razzle just write themselves now do you?

[DJKillaQueen]

Razzle has a letters page?

[expat]

>You don't think those readers' letters in Razzle just write themselves now do you?

You mean they are nor written by readers?!?!?!? *shock horror*

[Jeremy]

Surely we are stretching the definition of journalism here!!

[RosieH]

There may have been some interviews. He was proper and could use words and everything, Jeremy. I don't go out with retards, thank you very much.

Anyway, to get back to the matter in hand. Non-brewed condiment, I hate that. Low fat cheese, I hate that. Forgetting that cider's stronger than it used to be and your head exploding the next morning, I hate that (though I do enjoy the cider). Cake, hate that. Tampons, hate them. Willies, well, I'm ambivalent.

Is this the "tiny little things" thread, except for ladies only?

[DJKillaQueen]

What is non-brewed condiment? And how can you hate cake? you are a woman lol

[Mick Mac]

Ambivalent? really ?

[dita-on-tees]

The tiny little things thread is about irrational hatred. Women do very little irrationally, it just seems that way.....

Cider is stronger isnt it. I hate that wine is wonderful stuff and I love it but it gets me hammered after 2 glasses, makes me behave like a complete t**t, makes me feel like a sexkitten but as the night wears on makes me look like a cheap leary Cougar drooling into my own handbag/cleavage. Bah.

[VeryBerryCherry]

Mick Mac Wrote:

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> Ambivalent? really ?

I hate to break it to you (I am assuming you are male) - but I think most women are.

there is no beauty in the object itself, but maybe in the effect it produces :-$

[RosieH]

Mick Mac Wrote:

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> Ambivalent? really ?

Well perhaps not, but I was doing the grumpy old women, cake, periods, willies thing.

VBC, I disagree on the lack of beauty, but will keep my counsel and stop fannying about and do some work. Possibly.

[RosieH]

DJKQ - non-brewed condiment is what cheapo chippies substitute for vinegar. Looks like vinegar (thanks to colouring), smells like vinegar, tastes of nothing. Bah.

[DJKillaQueen]

It's definitely not pretty.......

I am reminded of something someone once said which was that the most beautiful thing a man sees in the world is a naked woman and the most beautiful thing a woman sees is her first born child.....

[DJKillaQueen]

RosieH Wrote:

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> DJKQ - non-brewed condiment is what cheapo

> chippies substitute for vinegar. Looks like

> vinegar (thanks to colouring), smells like

> vinegar, tastes of nothing. Bah.

OMG they really do that? I had no idea!

[VeryBerryCherry]

RosieH Wrote:

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> Mick Mac Wrote:

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> > Ambivalent? really ?

>

> Well perhaps not, but I was doing the grumpy old

> women, cake, periods, willies thing.

>

> VBC, I disagree on the lack of beauty, but will

> keep my counsel and stop fannying about and do

> some work. Possibly.

I'm almost... "almost" intrigued to know Who's and how???? >:D<

[DJKillaQueen]

I HATE that advert......chew chew chew chew chew.......the mouse with the spiral eyes........chew chew chew chew.....

[randombloke]

dita-on-tees Wrote:

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> The tiny little things thread is about irrational

> hatred. Women do very little irrationally, it just

> seems that way.....

>

> Cider is stronger isnt it. I hate that wine is

> wonderful stuff and I love it but it gets me

> hammered after 2 glasses, makes me behave like a

> complete t**t, makes me feel like a sexkitten but

> as the night wears on makes me look like a cheap

> leary Cougar drooling into my own

> handbag/cleavage. Bah.

There may be single blokes in Dulwich who would suggest that you say this like it's a bad thing.

[Alec John Moore]

Cue jrussel.

[DJKillaQueen]

If he exists!

[dita-on-tees]

A moral lecture on my drunken slattern ways from a lazy journalist masquerading as a troll, masquerading as the voice of social conservatism. Damn that really would make me grumpy.

[DJKillaQueen]

Sounds like that's exactly the kind of story that would excite him......just ask if he shaves his pubes before taking up any offers for your story.....

[DJKillaQueen]

WHY OH WHY do mothers think it's ok to fill the disabled space on the bus with pushchairs.

Take the kid out and fold them up like my mother did when I was a kiddie.

[daizie]

Because they are selfish .

Thinking about it, pushchairs shouldnt even be on buses. If people cant afford to drive then they cant afford to have kids. Sort it out .

[Polly D]

What makes me grumpy: people assuming that all parents are selfish. Where would you like me to stick my buggy quite possibly containing sleeping child? Should I really drive everywhere even though we have a good public transport system? Then you'd moan the roads were clogged up with smug mothers driving outrageous cars. Get over yourselves fellow grumpsters. Being a parent does not automatically make one selfish. And if I'm on a bus with son and buggy and a wheelchair user got on, I would of course move and/or get off.

[dita-on-tees]

I hate the fact that at the age of 33 I have not learned that if I drink beer and then finish the evening with a short I will feel violently ill the next day and still be in my dressing gown at 9 33 incapable of movement fast than turtle with a limp. I hate the fact I do not plan for such a situation by filling the fridge with bacon.