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Ooooh - you are so right Bob - Russian Goggles seemed absolutely bewildering - can you imgaine trying to mug someone using that method? Imagine the evidence you'd have to give in court!


One day I think I am going to start a thread asking people to divulge how often they check this forum and where they do it. I think the stats could be shocking... no wonder UK productivity is down this year!

Seagulling is when you have a wank, collect the fluid in your hand and then run out into the playground to slap it into the face of some poor unfortunate fellow pupil while yelling "Seagull!!".


Not something I've ever done, but then I'm 36!



Charlie

mockney piers Wrote:

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> Rudeness and eye-opening colourful colloquialisms.

> Though next time I wander past a playground I may

> keep my eyes shut...just to be safe!!


And your mouth. Better safe than sorry.

this thread has sparked a debate in my office about the subject of seagulling, which has found itself launched into a heated conversation about tea-bagging......(I'm in an office with 3 male I.T.technicians!)

perfect friday afternoon conversations.....:-S

Isn't it amazing how a thread mutates. I was just about to reply to BB's latest post when I realised it would start to make this a thread about films


Personally I like the way this happens - usually - but I can see how frustrating it is for some people


I would take the conversation to the Film Theatre thread - but amazingly there isn't one (is there?)

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