Date wanted.

[sullied]

An exact one.

I've checked all the various horoscopes, open to me, Chinese, Russell Grant, Mayan, Ancient Egyptian Peripatetic Ted; Numerology, et al. I'm left with two unenviable conclusions and a request. My conclusions are that either: I am a home loving; 'rabbit warrior', with a penchant for knitting yoghurt and my upper aspect firmly lodged in Uranus and war - or that future watching is not my bag.

So my request, and I need some help and restoration, spiritually (and secularly) speaking; is this - does anyone have a clue what date/stardate/meaningful date - that we're currently at? Yes 2010, human civilisation - circa 7/8,000 years? So what is the year we're actually in?

I need to know the real date... by human civilisation standards, not Roman, Julian, or Christian's or Muslims' or anyone else with a ready made philospophy and a cheap digital watch, with iffy calender, to flog. Thanks and if the real date happens to be a mutual number - you'll make my whole week (sic).

[Jeremy]

You appear to be quite mad.

Are you asking how long it has been since the start of civilisation?

[????]

last Wednesday

[matthew123]

I think we're in the year boiling point

[louisiana]

Horoscopes? Numerology? A 'mutual number'? You don't 'need a date': you need your head examined.

Have you considered moving to Brighton?

[DulwichFox]

There is no such thing as Time/Date.

It is just a coveinient way of tracking events.

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrqwef43]

"Make my hole weak"? ug - that's not smooth and/or palatable.

Anyways, I'm not entirely sure civilisation has begun. How do you define it?

[woofmarkthedog]

Here you go..

One all smooth & another more mature ( wrinkly )

http://farine.us/Quickstart/ImageLib/fruit-date.jpg

Enjoy , it's the week end ( sic )

W**F

[Brendan]

Numbers can't possibly exist. If they did they would have an end somewhere that we could easily pin down not this wishy-washy infinity business. It is just proof that they are a fantastical nonsense cooked up by sun maddened shepherds.

So you won?t get anywhere trying to measure time with stupid things.

Wot you wants to be doing with time is getting a bearing on it by how it feels against your loins as it goes by. And keep the past close so it doesn?t go changing on you as it is so often want to do.

Hope this helps.

[matthew123]

"sun maddened shepherds"

at last an explanation for the bible and it's spin offs B)

[TonyQuinn]

Surely Sullied is jrussel in disguise....this is only his or hers second post!

The alternative, yes as Jeremy so eloquently voiced, is that this new forumite is "quite mad."

If you are new here, welcome

[Jah Lush]

11.51am 3/9/10.

[KidKruger]

Well, what date/time was EDF brought on-line ?

Surely THAT was the commencement of civilisation and from that point your calculations should be quite accurate.

[sullied]

Thanks for the kind words and welcome and as for the other 83.4 %... I feel obliged to retire back to viewer_of_forumland, suitably informed.

Regards

Sullied

[Jah Lush]

Time is what you make it.

[dita-on-tees]

awww Sullied the forum is only messing with you and being declared mad is no great insult (it really cant be on a forum where 2 poster assume canine personalities) I am just disappointed as it wasnt a "date" (go out get twiddled and fiddle date) advert: I like those.

[sullied]

Please, worry not. I'm the least likely to take or understand criticism in anything but a constructive way, well as much as anyone with a Lithium dependancy.

As for the date thing, well I'm happily with, but for a taste of the high life, singleton's alert here - try the Peckham Liberal Club, a marvellous place with a pleasing clientelle of freely available men and women to suit all purses and tastes, most come with a manual explaining how to fix 'em up. And failing that cheap drink to madden.

Sullied

[Jah Lush]

Howling at the moon too no doubt.

[woofmarkthedog]

It's old Peculiar Buttons ( you remember her )

Back & rehashed into a complex new, new ( how to appear mad/eccentric on-line ) character

http://margotmystic.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/medical-stigmata-lines.gif?w=216&h=215

Five or more parallel lines (horizontal or vertical)

on the Mount of Mercury indicate a capacity for healing

( am I sounding "whacky" now )

W**F