When Zippy met Bullshit

[Axeman]

I'm not really a big fan of Snoozenight, but will they ever recover from this desperate embarressment?

[Jah Lush]

I watched that when it was on last week. It was absolutely toe curlingly awful. Paxo seemed star struck and I was thinking a lackey might come on in a minute to wipe the drool off his mouth. As for Brand as articulate as he is he still comes across as a total cock on speed.

[Pearson]

Sharp intake of breath :)

But yes! you are so right..

[silverfox]

I watched this last week. Russell Brand is someone who I've never taken any notice of. However I must say he struck me as a highly intelligent and very likeable person.

[steveo]

Brand's got a big brain under that barnet and he's a lot funnier than Stephen Fry or Frankie Boyle. Groucho Marx was a fast talker with strange hair.

[RosieH]

Yeah, but Groucho Marx wasn't a cunt.

[Jah Lush]

And Groucho was funny. Very funny. Brand is about as funny as cancer

[steveo]

Well argued Rosie and Jah

[*Bob*]

Are there any other comedians we could list who are thought to be 'not funny at all', 'a bit funny', or 'really funny' - depending on what sort of comedy you like?

After that we could move on to bands, then types of cheese etc. Time well spent.

[mockney piers]

Cheddar is like soooo overrated.

I think we can safely say BigBadWolf Axeman wasnt very funny though, but we should't speak ill of the recently deceased again

[woofmarkthedog]

*Bob* Wrote:

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> Are there any other comedians we could list who

> are thought to be 'not funny at all', 'a bit

> funny', or 'really funny' - depending on what sort

> of comedy you like?

>

> After that we could move on to bands, then types

> of cheese etc. Time well spent.

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I wholly agree *Bob* can we include a "guilty pleasure" ( sub genre / cheese types ) section

I love/loathe Smoked Bavarian in the brown/orange sausage shape

( that's neither smoked nor bavarian )

Dirty filth stuff that it is

W**F

[steveo]

Your time seems well spent Bob

[RosieH]

And steve, you're right, I did fail to offer a thought-through response. I do think Brand is funny at times, but he's such a smug, self-congratulatory onanist, that he makes me want to punch him repeatedly in the face.

As for you Woof, smoked cheese is an abomination. When did we start smoking everything. Garlic??? Fecking chicken!! Make it stop, and put your tea away while you're at it.

[mockney piers]

I did have some smoked lager the other day, and it was surprisingly quaffable. Mind you it was 7% so you had to take it easy.

[RosieH]

Oh my god.

[*Bob*]

steveo Wrote:

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> Your time seems well spent Bob

I'm onto a winning working formula. If it aint broke..

[Loz]

mockney piers Wrote:

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> I did have some smoked lager the other day, and it

> was surprisingly quaffable. Mind you it was 7% so

> you had to take it easy.

How the hell do you smoke lager?

[*Bob*]

Dip a Marly 100 into the can until all the liquid is absorbed; allow to air-dry; light and enjoy.

[mockney piers]

I guess you smoke the hops or something, but to be honest I haven't the foggiest.

[Jah Lush]

Smoked lager? Sounds revolting. Why don't you just have a cigarette with your beer?

[*Bob*]

Why have a cigarette with your beer when you can have a cigarette in your beer?

[Emerson Crane]

Jah Lush Wrote:

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> And Groucho was funny. Very funny. Brand is about

> as funny as cancer

True dat!

[*Bob*]

But I've never even cracked a smile at Groucho Marx.

Then I went to see Brand as a 'waiverer' and laughed so hard I nearly had a fit.

And my Mum likes My Family.

What's your point? What sort of cheese do you prefer?

[woofmarkthedog]

RosieH Wrote:

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> As for you Woof, smoked cheese is an abomination.

> When did we start smoking everything. Garlic???

> Fecking chicken!! Make it stop

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Oh god..

How I try & fail in equal measure

It goes like this.

It ( the cheese ) is completely out of my thoughts

I pop into Tesco express say & as I'm reaching for the goats milk I look down, for no reason, I just do

There "it" is, laying there. Slut cheese I say in my head

But, before you know it I've snapped ( not even tryed to undo the tight litte wrapper) it open & we're having " mouth cheese sex"

Right there in the aisle & I don't feel guilt or remorse

I heartlessly discard "it" & move on

That cheese knows it's place & it knows my needs

W**F

[*Bob*]

Smoked cheese is evil.

It conceals itself on the cheese board and lies in wait for you - like a can of lager at a party that someone's dropped their ash into.