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I watched that when it was on last week. It was absolutely toe curlingly awful. Paxo seemed star struck and I was thinking a lackey might come on in a minute to wipe the drool off his mouth. As for Brand as articulate as he is he still comes across as a total cock on speed.

*Bob* Wrote:

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> Are there any other comedians we could list who

> are thought to be 'not funny at all', 'a bit

> funny', or 'really funny' - depending on what sort

> of comedy you like?

>

> After that we could move on to bands, then types

> of cheese etc. Time well spent.


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I wholly agree *Bob* can we include a "guilty pleasure" ( sub genre / cheese types ) section


I love/loathe Smoked Bavarian in the brown/orange sausage shape


( that's neither smoked nor bavarian )



Dirty filth stuff that it is



W**F

And steve, you're right, I did fail to offer a thought-through response. I do think Brand is funny at times, but he's such a smug, self-congratulatory onanist, that he makes me want to punch him repeatedly in the face.


As for you Woof, smoked cheese is an abomination. When did we start smoking everything. Garlic??? Fecking chicken!! Make it stop, and put your tea away while you're at it.

RosieH Wrote:

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> As for you Woof, smoked cheese is an abomination.

> When did we start smoking everything. Garlic???

> Fecking chicken!! Make it stop

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Oh god..


How I try & fail in equal measure


It goes like this.


It ( the cheese ) is completely out of my thoughts


I pop into Tesco express say & as I'm reaching for the goats milk I look down, for no reason, I just do


There "it" is, laying there. Slut cheese I say in my head


But, before you know it I've snapped ( not even tryed to undo the tight litte wrapper) it open & we're having " mouth cheese sex"


Right there in the aisle & I don't feel guilt or remorse


I heartlessly discard "it" & move on


That cheese knows it's place & it knows my needs



W**F

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