When Zippy met Bullshit

[RosieH]

You're right *Bob* - camouflaged between the stinking bishop and the isle of mull, it lies in wait - and before you know it, you might as well be licking a cheesy ashtray.

Disgusting.

[annaj]

*stands nervously*

My name is annaj...

and I like smoked cheese...

[*Bob*]

It used to be easily identifiable - encased in orangey tube, like a short, fat saveloy.

But smoked cheesemakers have wised-up these days - they package it in all sorts of nefarious ways to befuddle the unwary fingers.

[Jah Lush]

I like smoked cheese. Bavarian smoked cheese with little bits of ham in it. In fact there is a smokerie I sometimes visit down by Dungeness that does smoked cheese and smoked fish that is blooming marvelous. So there!

[expat]

We go to the Derimon smoke house in Anglesey they do smoked cheddar, tomatoes, fish etc. and it is delish

http://www.derimonsmokery.co.uk/

[steveo]

Jah Lush Wrote:

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> I like smoked cheese. Bavarian smoked cheese with

> little bits of ham in it. In fact there is a

> smokerie I sometimes visit down by Dungeness that

> does smoked cheese and smoked fish that is

> blooming marvelous. So there!

Is that where you broke the back window of my car?

Smokerie, he long gone

[woofmarkthedog]

Hold on....

Let's keep in mind the difference here is "real" smoke...

Oh yes , there's always some artisan products out there

" Yes, this special cheese is smoked with the wood from the hull of the Mary Rose" type of thing

But what I'm talking about is an industrialy extruded "Bavarian style" ( hah ) billet of fat, which is then flavoured with liquid smoke ( from a lab ) on an industrial estate off the M6. It shares a bed with a cornucopia of E numbers & chemically loaded shite. Moster munch, Pot Noodles & Sunny Delight

Not one of these products have ever seen the inside of a tar lined smokehouse in Kent, a wok or an orchard or where ever, so these my freinds are the Black & White minstrels of the epicurean world

W**F

[RosieH]

> Jah Lush Wrote:

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> > I like smoked cheese.

You and Anna - deviants.

[Jah Lush]

And proud of it.

Steveo - Not me. Must have been Mr Sausage.

[*Bob*]

steveo Wrote:

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> Is that where you broke the back window of my

> car?

You see?! Do you see what smoked cheese does to you?

It's a gateway cheese.

[Jah Lush]

It's true. I'm hooked on Stilton *Bob*.

[mockney piers]

ooh, my smoked beer was bavarian. Is there anything they don't smoke down there?

[katie1997]

I thought from the title that this was going to be about the wonderfully naughty, cheeky, mischievous (I'm a fan), Zippy, from the 1970s children's tv programme. Although I don't recall a character called bullsh*t, I seem to remember jeffrey and bungle were full of it.

Guessing Axe may be too young to remember the programme?

And I bet they didn't have smoked garlic, smoked this and artisan that back then ...