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Applespider Wrote:

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> There's a helicopter going round too...


These days police helicopters chasing after scoundrels of various sorts (and even military machines) seem to be a daily occurrence. I'd be slightly more surprised if a spaceship from the planet Nog decided to hover overhead and blast us with death rays.

ianr Wrote:

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> I thought East Dulwich was twinned with a small

> town on Nog?


It was. But relations have cooled since we offered them lemon sherbets rather than lemon sorbet during their last intergalactic twin-town visit.


And there was of course also the issue of their Noggini (offspring) drowning in Dulwich Park. (Which is of course the reason why work took place on the Park to build 12" high fences around the pools concerned. Don't listen to all that nonsense about geese.)

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