Gurning

[DJKillaQueen]

Oh if I really must play this game...here's what I call (an irony packed) minger.........

[*Bob*]

Where's the irony?

[waynetta]

Can we just get back to gurning? It's much funnier.

http://www.topendsports.com/sport/unusual/images/gurning.jpg

[RosieH]

Personally I quite like cock (subject to who's it's attached to), so I'm not getting it DJKQ.

Frankly I'm not getting any of this thread.

What the fuck?

[waynetta]

Hey Rosie. I didn't realize you went in for a bit of gurning yourself.

http://newsserve.net/i/20100921/1027-World-Gurning-Champion-Rushed-To-Hospital-After-Pulling.jpg

[DJKillaQueen]

Frankly I'm not getting any of this thread.

You are not the only one (although the guys seem to get it :-S )

The irony is that I wouldn't be seen dead within a mile of any cock bob ;-)

[*Bob*]

But it was a picture of penis, dressed as a cowboy, posted with the caption 'this is what I call a minger'

= No irony.

[RosieH]

Dear Admin. Please can we set up a new area of the forum called The Sandpit? This would be an area for remedials with no sharp objects.

[*Bob*]

Sorry, Waynetta.

Please accept this picture by way of an apology.

[daizie]

and i thought it was a pic of thora hird :-S

[waynetta]

Cheers Bob. Here's a gurner who has a special place in my heart.

http://www.ukgameshows.com/p/images/thumb/1/11/Dawson_les.jpg/150px-Dawson_les.jpg

[red devil]

''Did someone mention Irony, I know a song about that...''

http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/table_of_malcontents/images/ironic708949.jpg

An old man turned ninety-eight

He won the lottery and died the next day

It's a black fly in your Chardonnay

It's a death row pardon two minutes too late

And isn't it ironic... don't you think

It's like rain on your wedding day

It's a free ride when you've already paid

It's the good advice that you just didn't take

Who would've thought... it figures

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly

He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye

He waited his whole damn life to take that flight

And as the plane crashed down he thought

"Well isn't this nice..."

And isn't it ironic... don't you think

It's like rain on your wedding day

It's a free ride when you've already paid

It's the good advice that you just didn't take

Who would've thought... it figures

Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you

When you think everything's okay and everything's going right

And life has a funny way of helping you out when

You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up

In your face

A traffic jam when you're already late

A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break

It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

It's meeting the man of my dreams

And then meeting his beautiful wife

And isn't it ironic...don't you think

A little too ironic...and, yeah, I really do think...

It's like rain on your wedding day

It's a free ride when you've already paid

It's the good advice that you just didn't take

Who would've thought... it figures

Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you

Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out

Helping you out

[waynetta]

Sod it...Wanna see a picture of a really ugly bird?

[waynetta]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_cIC17_FAHhQ/SmaKkssh2JI/AAAAAAAAB8M/bTe_hop780o/s400/ugly.bird.2.jpg

[*Bob*]

I have my drum and cymbal at the ready..

[*Bob*]

Boom-TISH

[waynetta]

Edited cos I suddenly felt bad about putting pic up.So here's a nice one of Thora Hird with Harry Secombe which I think someone wanted to see.http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38962000/jpg/_38962585_harry203.jpg

[felt-tip]

I got a Thora at uni.

[RosieH]

Oh, Thora not Douglas..?

Am in a right pissy mood - shall remove myself until I am fit for company.

[waynetta]

Cheer up. This puts a smile one everyone's face.

http://www.cinestatic.com/infinitethought/uploaded_images/pgtips-749256.jpg

[waynetta]

I've changed the title thread as maybe it was in bad taste and I don't really want to offend people. I just like having a laugh. I'll leave the gurning pics up though cos they are funny. :))

[ianr]

1>You gotta admit though, they're funny.

2>This puts a smile one everyone's face.

3 [third strike goes here]

3>I'll leave the gurning pics up though cos they are funny

>Wanna see a picture of a really ugly bird?

A beguilingly personable bird; in fact, the only photo of any interest in the thread.

Never mind. For light relief, Thora Hird appears, with Jack Warner and Gordon Jackson, in The Quatermass Xperiment (film, not original TV series) on BBC Four tomorrow. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0049646/

[waynetta]

A special one just to cheer IanR up

http://to55er.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/not-just-an-ugly-face.jpg?w=450&h=360

[waynetta]

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/5/5/1241538566703/John-Prescott-imitates-Go-003.jpg

[woofmarkthedog]

Here's some pegs

http://www.web-crafts.co.uk/Dolly-Pegs_0_0_1I6JX.jpg made of wood !

W**F