The EDF Happiness Index - for today

[Jah Lush]

Oooh... I've just been called very handsome. Flattery Rosie, flattery my dear. Thank you very much. Finishing work in five minutes. Beer soon. Happy as Larry I am. Hang on who the feck is Larry anyway?

[Annette Curtain]

Jah Lush Wrote:

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> DJKillaQueen Wrote:

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> -----

> > On what do you base the 'Gwyneth Palthrow is a

> > dog' statement? After all you probably don't

> know

> > her, haven't worked with her etc.

>

> She's a very plain Jane. Just look at her. Nothing

> pretty about her at all.

Met her in the flesh have you ?

No, well I have as she's one of my customers. She's understated, generally no make up & looks fine, even wholesome I'd say.

( her cash is very pretty BTW )

N(tu)

[Jah Lush]

Horses for courses, Curtain Twitcher. She don't float my boat. I'm sure she won't be losing any sleep about that though. Right, Beer! ...... byeeee!

[Mick Mac]

Maybe after a few beers Jah she might be your type. We will send her round to the CPT just to test you.

[DJKillaQueen]

I'm sure she's not so short of offers that she need treck over to ED to drink with a bloke that called her 'a dog'......Annette might be free though ;-)

[Jah Lush]

Woof woof!

[karter]

Jah Lush Wrote:

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> Woof woof!

Oh good, finally you have downed that liquid beauty.:)-D

Pretty warm down here jah.

[Jah Lush]

Indeed. Guinness works wonders.

[DJKillaQueen]

Magners here :)-D

[????]

Jah Lush Wrote:

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> Indeed. Guinness works wonders.

Shuuurley some mistake Jah?......you mean Double Diamond

[Tarot]

A net curtain are you the one that does her funny hairstyle?

She does look like a Afghan hound.

[Jah Lush]

Showing your age the Quids.

[????]

I know....I know. Crack open a Party 7...go on.

[Perry]

Thank you smart girl! I'll be there too PM the address.

Love you

[Mick Mac]

DD works wonders.

Guinness gives you strength.

[????]

Follow the Bear

[Mick Mac]

[????]

Gooners actually used to call us Hammers "George the bears" at one stage....cheeky fookers

[Mick Mac]

Sharp Exit..........

 

[Annette Curtain]

Happy daze.....

http://uk-img2.ciao.com/iuk/images/products/normal/303/product-7523303.jpg "Wot you lookin' at ? "

[Belen]

Hi! P...y

Thank you for the private message

Have we met before!!, if yes WHERE,,,

[Belen]

Sorry, P...y is the wrong place

Well you know my heart belongs to someone else,

so you don't have to break it, if love don't

change my mind.

Yea ! I have two more things I need to tell you

I don't want your sympathy

we don't have to be friends,

we don't have to be enemies and I am absolutely fine.

Ok you know my heart is achin' for what you told me

and I saw in the FO..M.

Nothing can be unpredictable when it comes to KARMA

You are a nice guy,but please save your time and energy

Here are some tips to help you to move on.

WWW.blinddates.com

www.lonlyhearts.com

[Huguenot]

Belen, I know english isn't your first language, but even that can't disguise that you are clearly off your rocker.

[Annette Curtain]

Belen cryptically Wrote:

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> Sorry, P...y is the wrong place ( who can this P...y person be ? )

>

> Well you know my heart belongs to someone else,

> so you don't have to break it, if love don't

> change my mind.

> Yea ! I have two ( well 3 actually ) more things I need to tell you

>1. I don't want your sympathy

>2. we don't have to be friends,

>3. we don't have to be enemies and I am absolutely

> fine.

> Ok you know my heart is achin' for what you told

> me

> and I saw in the FO..M.

> Nothing can be unpredictable when it comes to

> KARMA

> You are a nice guy,but please save your time and

> energy

>

> Here are some tips to help you to move on.

>

> WWW.blinddates.com

> www.lonlyhearts.com

In other words "P...y"

Piss off you freakin' internet stalker, is what I'm reading.

N:)

[MrBen]

Having just cooked an apparently "amazing" roast (I have a stinking man cold so couldn't taste any of it) I am now strangely entranced by Deal no Deal with the sound off whilst listening to The Bees album Octopus and drinking a Laphroig (the only thing I can taste). Crazy childless sunday combo eh?