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Hmm problematic ... the logic would be that we should stop using condoms or other barrier methods as they tend to be made from rubber/plastic. Which would mean more pesky kids to trip over.


I am sure Mr Anus would agree that this is a bad thing and should be banned. All of it.

An alternative would be to recycle one's condoms. I do. Simply simmer in clean water with a little salt added. Make sure to thoroughly rinse afterwards, however, otherwise the salt condenses into lumps which can be quite painful when rolling over one's John Thomas.

Well lookee here.. I resisted this thread for a while (you know.. it's about bags) but it certainly seems to have come to the boil. I've learned many things.


I have detailed knowledge of Chav's contraception choices. I know I wouldn't want to be trapped in a lift with Dom'anus unless the 'summon help' button was in order. I see 'Foxtons Law' in action (whereby no thread is truly up-and-running until Foxtons has been brought into the equation.


As for the bags, I'd feel like a bit too much of a tit to carry one, but good luck etc.

Macroban the snubbers are on the case of the fox trotters,lets just say they have a surprise in store,by the time we finish with them,they will be paying money into the snub event and buying years supply of energy saving bulbs.You heard it here first.Bob you would never look a tit my love,not a strong silent type like you;-)

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