*Bob* Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 You've got to appreciate.. it's not easy to strike a balance between keeping old faves like Alan happy - and trying not to offend newcomers like Jon. It's a fine line. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1585-smashed-up-porsche/page/4/#findComment-44377 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Dale Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 You are supposed to be 'piquing those that exhibit... jealousies, grandstanding, insecurities, bravado and self-importance.' Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1585-smashed-up-porsche/page/4/#findComment-44381 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bob* Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Absolutely. And surely a very expensive sportscar would bring about any or all of the above (on one side or another)? I can personally account for at least two of them. Pique me! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1585-smashed-up-porsche/page/4/#findComment-44389 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Dale Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 True - you started well but you ended up being the one grandstanding. 'Welcome to the world of cyber-chat let me tell you how it works...'Not as bad the other day 'ooh I like chips... yeah I love chips too.. chips chips chips...'. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1585-smashed-up-porsche/page/4/#findComment-44393 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Or. "'ooh I hate poo... yeah I hate poo too.. poo poo poo...'. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1585-smashed-up-porsche/page/4/#findComment-44397 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bob* Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Hee HeeOh well - at least you got a new cyber-friend out of it, Alan. I'm happy for you. All that remains is for you to turn him against you, post by post, with one of your endless ramblings about SE5, inflation, house prices etc etc Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1585-smashed-up-porsche/page/4/#findComment-44399 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Dale Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Don't get stroppy *Bob*. As my grandad's boyfriend alway said 'Don't dish it out if you can't take it yourself.' Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1585-smashed-up-porsche/page/4/#findComment-44400 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bob* Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 ok Alan.. let's do the musical number and finish the show asap. I'm sure everybody's bored to tears by now. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1585-smashed-up-porsche/page/4/#findComment-44403 Share on other sites More sharing options...
citizenED Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Morcambe and Wise, Flannagan and Allen, Newman and Baddiel.....*Bob* and Alan. Yeeeek! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1585-smashed-up-porsche/page/4/#findComment-44407 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lozzyloz Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Any chance you two could apply for the Radio 1 Breakfast slot when Moyles moves over? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1585-smashed-up-porsche/page/4/#findComment-44411 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bob* Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 lozzyloz Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Any chance you two could apply for the Radio 1> Breakfast slot when Moyles moves over?I can't speak for Alan, but I'm not fat and irritating enough. Not yet, anyway. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1585-smashed-up-porsche/page/4/#findComment-44412 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Dale Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 I believe that you might not be fat... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1585-smashed-up-porsche/page/4/#findComment-44414 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bob* Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Ok.. you be fat, I'll be irritating. We'll make a mint. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1585-smashed-up-porsche/page/4/#findComment-44416 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Dale Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 I'll be Eddie Large to your Sid Little?No thanks - I've got Jon now remember... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1585-smashed-up-porsche/page/4/#findComment-44417 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mockney piers Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 The phrase 'get a hotel' is mysteriously forming in my head... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1585-smashed-up-porsche/page/4/#findComment-44418 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Dale Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 'Get a shave' in mine... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1585-smashed-up-porsche/page/4/#findComment-44419 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bob* Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 I hear a travelodge room is very competetively priced Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1585-smashed-up-porsche/page/4/#findComment-44423 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Dale Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 I heard they cost an arm and a leg. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1585-smashed-up-porsche/page/4/#findComment-44424 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonsuissy Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Oh my god, what have I got into?Kinda wished I'd taken my ball and run yesterday when I had the chance Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1585-smashed-up-porsche/page/4/#findComment-44425 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Dale Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Just shut up and toss in your car keys Jon... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1585-smashed-up-porsche/page/4/#findComment-44429 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lozzyloz Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 My God I didn't know this forum had such vicious and unthinking contributors.Still feel the same way? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1585-smashed-up-porsche/page/4/#findComment-44430 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mockney piers Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 'get a shave' LOL!! You know me too well. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1585-smashed-up-porsche/page/4/#findComment-44432 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keef Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 jonsuissy Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> "Posted by: Keef Yesterday, 02:18PM> you need to be really pi$$ed off with the flash> git who owns it."> > Posted by: Maurice Yesterday, 04:49PM> "Poor thieves and vandals. I blame the car> owners."> > My God I didn't know this forum had such vicious> and unthinking contributors. The "Flash git"> happens to be a nice quiet unassuming guy who> seems to believe in all the right things. Why> should he be to blame?> > Of course Keef & Maurice could be the proud> possessors of a very dry sense of irony and if> this is the case then I most humbly apologies.> > If not, then shame on you two.WOW, I hadn't seen this thread for days, and had no idea it had gone on like this.Okay, I said "That was my first thought too. Kids might key a car a bit, but too properly damage it you need to be really pi$$ed off with the flash git who owns it."Now in writing that, I had no idea if the car was owned by a straight man, an 80 year old pensioner, a gay woman, or what... I was merely joining in with the scorned lover scenario, and had images of expensive suits being cut up, and yes I was being stereotypical in a light hearted way. I am sorry if I upset your sensitivities, but I wouldn't call myself a "vicious and unthinking" kind of guy.I'm not envious of anyone who owns a Porche, because I don't drive and have no wish to... I guess I might be envious of someone who could afford a Porche, but I'm sure I could find better things to spend that money on.I do however play the guitar, and I openly admit that I love people looking at my Gibson Les Paul, big Marshall amp and stupid pedal that does everything if you know how it works (which I don't) with envy, and proudly admit to being a flash git in that sense. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1585-smashed-up-porsche/page/4/#findComment-44433 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mockney piers Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 The time is long past for explanations keef, things have got waaaaaaaay out of hand since then. Where are your car keys (porsche key ring obviously) and string-back driving gloves eh keef? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1585-smashed-up-porsche/page/4/#findComment-44434 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keef Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Er, fair point, hadn't read the rest... Can I throw a plectrum in instead? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1585-smashed-up-porsche/page/4/#findComment-44437 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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