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You'd just have to front something like that out. Walking down the high street with your dangleros hanging through the neck hole, saying, 'hello, lovely evening isn't it,' and when challenged by the wife or mother, just tell her it's the latest trend and that all the fashionistas of Covent Garden are wearing leg pullovers

I used to commute from Leeds to Kings Cross and got the 6:40 on a Monday morning. Every week the same guy got on at Doncaster, sat next to me, put his suit jacket over himself (blanket style) and went to sleep.


We never said a peep to each other for over a year!

Lost Yorkshire Man Wrote:

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> I used to commute from Leeds to Kings Cross and

> got the 6:40 on a Monday morning. Every week the

> same guy got on at Doncaster, sat next to me, put

> his suit jacket over himself (blanket style) and

> went to sleep.

>

> We never said a peep to each other for over a

> year!



But you shaved his eyebrows & drew a mustache on with a felt-tip, right?


( then took a photo on your i-phone )


N:)

My dad used to roll a special little single skinner for his journey to work by tube,


he spotted a guy smoking a pipe so sat next to him thinking it would hide the smell of


his rollie substance. As the journey went on he felt everyone looking, thought about putting it out,


avoided staring directly at anyone, but hoped in his paranoia the guy with the pipe would get the blame.


It wasnt till he was getting off that he realised he was sitting next to Tony Benn.

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