People not looking in bins

[Seabag]

This is a bit odd, but someone isn't looking into our bins or rummaging about in them

Not a peek, or a quick flash lift of the lid

I'm begining to feel left out, thinking what's wrong with my bins.

[Loz]

Or maybe your rubbish is a bit, well, rubbish.

[Seabag]

Loz Wrote:

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> Or maybe your rubbish is a bit, well, rubbish.

I thought about that, so added some better rubbish, still no lookers or takers.

[rendelharris]

Give us your address, if I've time I'll have a rummage when passing if it'll help.

[Vik]

We have a daily bin searcher, she seems to favour our bin over others in the road.

I'll pop out and send her down to yours if you're feeling left out.

[Loz]

Vik Wrote:

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> We have a daily bin searcher, she seems to favour our bin over others in the road.

> I'll pop out and send her down to yours if you're feeling left out.

Or set up a video camera, hide in the bin and then leap up screaming when she opens it. Then post the video on here.

http://www.animatedimages.org/data/media/1280/animated-jack-in-the-box-image-0010.gif

[edcam]

I feel your pain. It's hard when 352 people have started threads about this and you feel a bit left out.

[DulwichFox]

Have not seen any one look in my bin, but being a hoarder

I have a house full of crap I would be absolutely delighted for someone to take away.

A lot of it serviceable and saleable.

DulwichFox

[Ruskin]

No bin-lookers here either. In fact, I was thinking of starting up a support group if you're interested. Meet at my place and any minutes we take will placed at the very top of the bin.

[binkylilyput]

I've been hoping someone will look in my bin too. they are overflowing each week due to not enough bins for the number of users (yes I have contacted the council numerous times). If someone would like to look in my bin and, perhaps, take some rubbish out, I would be most grateful. Feel free to do whatever you want with my rubbish- I have made the decision to cast it out

[JohnL]

Maybe the CIA or another spook agency could use someones bin as a dead drop - on non collection days.

[Seabag]

My bins are empty on Tuesday, so feel free to come to Sydenham and not look in them.

I'm not making Cassis this or any year either, so I'm not looking for a recipe

My flan requirements are sorted, nothing more to report or discuss on that one.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

I fear that by stirring your curry widdershins, you have inadvertently cast an impeturbable spell on the contents of your bin. Stir clockwise and all will be well.

[Seabag]

I saw my elderly neighbor go to his bin, lift the lid and place a small object in there.

He obviously was aware of this and so am I, now you know also.

Tomorrow I will not check what's in there and report back.

He has a black and a green bin, which bin he used isn't important.

[Sue]

I feel I have gone through a portal to a parallel dimension.

Or something.

[Gloves]

Someone knocked on my door late last night.

He said, "Where your bin?"

I said, "I have been on holiday"

He said, "Noooooooooo where is your wheelie bin?"

I said, "I have really been on holiday"

[Ruskin]

Sue Wrote:

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> I feel I have gone through a portal to a parallel

> dimension.

This happens every time I visit this forum.

[peckham_ryu]

Sorry Seabag, I've abandoned the local bins and won't be back until the Birmingham Bin Man Strike is over. It's paradise up here.

Also, the aeroplanes overhead here are much quieter than in ED.

[Help-Ma-Boab]

Seabag. What's the dog poo status on your street please?

[maxxi]

My neighbour has an indoor bin. Several if the stories of his upstairs are to be believed. So selfish.

I have a recycled bin which I do not use as a recycling bin in case it disappears.

[maxxi]

Help-Ma-Boab Wrote:

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> Seabag. What's the dog poo status on your street

> please?

Always thought of Seabag as an 'avenue' sort of a girl*.

*other genders are available

[Alan Medic]

The lid of our bin is broken and currently in it. This sort of tactic must surely encourage people to look in as they don't even have to lift a lid.

The council have been informed.

[maxxi]

Alan Medic Wrote:

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> The council have been informed.

Squealer

[peckham_ryu]

Just wondered if there?s any update. Are your bins still not pulling in the punters?

Feel free to address any reply directly to someone who won?t see it, e.g. ?Dear Foreign Lady In Lavender Jumpsuit Taking Pictures of Bins with Samsung Phone?? etc.

[Lynne]

I haven't got any knotweed, I can't hear any drumming and there aren't any coaches on my street. So there are worse off people, Seabag, I feel left out.