I fixed it! it is working again

[Azul]

I fixed her PC, it was the power supply.

It had quite a lean power supply so I got her a fattier one, more pork sausage than turkey slice.

but guess what?

no reward, totally ignored, no kiss, no shag, nothing.

she just went on and spent a couple of hours on facebook.

and me there, abandoned, ignored.

I won't fix it again, next time I'll just flee the country.

[Bellenden Belle]

Is that a post or a poem?

It reminded me vaguely of some poems by Henry Normal.

I think it's quite good as a poem ... can we have some more please?

[capt_birdseye]

To be fair you did break it in the first place.

[Jah Lush]

Ungrateful cow! Dump her mate, she's not worth it.

[*Bob*]

Remove a critical connection on the sly.. once Facebook withdrawl sets in she'll soon come crawling back for your expect help.

You should get a bonk out of it too this time.

(bonk?!)

[Keef]

Did you watch a Carry On Film last night Bob?

[Ant]

I thought that Azul's last PC post was quite poetic. And I agree with BB that this one is too.

Shame about the no sex thing though.

[Jah Lush]

You're right. Reading it again. It's very poetic. Send her a love poem Azul and the legover situation should change quicker than you thought.

[Muttley]

Another candidate for EDF Thread Of The Year.

[citizenED]

You fixed her PC, Azul. well done, mate. Have you got something about men in uniforms?

[Azul]

citizenED Wrote:

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> You fixed her PC, Azul. well done, mate. Have you

> got something about men in uniforms?

no

[downsouth]

It's cheaper to flee to myspace - she'll never find you there.

[AnotherPaul]

It could break again

then you would be in

with that power-packed

sausage computer corrector.