Who would be your ideal dinner party guests ( no smut please) and why..

[Frankito]

Mine would be Alan Carr, Sarah Cox and the guy who hosts Celebrity Juice - all hilariously funny and would keep me laughing all night ( in my humble opinion).....

[Moos]

Gerald Durrell.

(pre death)

[Atticus]

Sue Pollard

(pre hi de di)

[Atticus]

Seriously though, not ideal but Robert Fisk, what did Osama BL really say etc?

[huncamunca]

Kyle

[Pearson]

Frankito Wrote:

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> Mine would be Alan Carr, he is hilariously funny

> and would keep me laughing all night.

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Are you gay? i ask as it is the only excuse i can find

that someone would actually like that bloke?

I think he's awful

[Frankito]

Hmmm, that is borderline offensive on more than one level, kindly retract..

[Atticus]

This is probably an appropriate thread to ask a very personal question...

I'm alone tonight and have happened on a very peculiar tv prog for the first time...

The only way is Essex, pls , pray tell, what the F!!! Anyone?

[bonniebird]

Alan Carr is great and I'm not gay!

[Frankito]

It's car crash tv at it's best. You kind of need to stick with it in all it's cringeworthy glory. Nana Pat stands out as the only real star amongst a cast of extras...

[????]

The Only Way is Essex is quality

[Pearson]

Frankito Wrote:

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> Hmmm, that is borderline offensive on more than

> one level, kindly retract..

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No away Sergio. The man is plain weird, not funny but with funny-teeth-kind-of-thing.

He would spit teeth all over your dinner my friend, no word of a lie...

[Frankito]

Sorry Pearson but that is homophobic and not in the least bit funny or clever. Ok he is not your cup of tea, I get that loud and clear..

[Pearson]

OK, i have omitted a word that might have offended. I am not a homophobe though.

For sure, i just don't find him funny... annoying = yes!

[Tarot]

I dont think over camp men are funny either, the days of Larry Grayson are long gone, even Paul O Grady knew that

and hung his frock up, homosexuals like Christian and Syed are more acceptable,although Loui Spence is funny.

[Tarot]

My dinner guest would be Hitler so I could poison him.

[????]

one dinner guest is a bit foooking weird, especialy with no smut ....I think you've confused the concept with " your ideal dinner party"...never mind darling you're new

[????]

besides, Alan Carr? is that serioulsy the extent of your ambition?

[mockney piers]

Jeremy Bowen would be cool, Norman Mailer (did he die?), Bertrand Russel (ok dead people allowed), Jonathan Swift, Keeley Hawes, Derek Griffiths, King Juan Carlos, my mum, Charlie Parker, Christopher Biggins.

Ooh, I've the core of a good party, who else is coming?

[Frankito]

??? - excellent point, one has updated thread....

[helena handbasket]

Dorothy Parker, Pierre Trudeau, Winston Churchill, Bill and Hilary, Oscar Wilde, Jon Stewart. And my very gay, very drunk and very foul mouthed (when drunk) vicar.

[KidKruger]

Stephen Lawrence (unannounced), David Norris, Jamie Acourt, Neil Acourt, Gary Dobson, Luke Knight.

[Alan Medic]

Robin Hood, Michael Collins, Cromwell, Ardal O'Hanlon, JR Tolkein, Columba Quinn and Winnie Harney.

[Jah Lush]

Peter Cook, Vivian Stanshall, Keith Richards, Marilyn Monroe, Dorothy Parker and (Linsey Dawn McKenzie, for the smut Obviously).

[Frankito]

Why, peoples?