huncamunca Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 "Actually, Henry isnt that bright, we've just been hothousing with a private tutor each night"" Yes, but Sevenoaks? - I kow the schools maybe good, but its such a smug shithole full of vapid wankers"" You know what, I do actually prefer Lidl mince to that stuff you queue up for every saturday morning"" The Mayan basement bar - mmmmmmmmm sounds classy, exotic and rather wonderful"" Whitstable? - for fucks sake - show some originality"" Catholic ? How long have you been a regular church going catholic for ? you sure you are not doing this for the school place ?"Any more ? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/17152-social-faux-pas-in-ed-the-definitive-list/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxxi Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 "Why oh why can't we have a Waitrose in LL?""Move that #@*?ing pushchair out of my way""And he thought Montessori was in Liguria! Scream.""No, no, I actually prefer the urban feel of East Dulwich to the reserve of the village. It's edgier.""Of course everything William Rose sells is 100% organic""Oooooh look, fairy cakes!" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/17152-social-faux-pas-in-ed-the-definitive-list/#findComment-433899 Share on other sites More sharing options...
huncamunca Posted May 9, 2011 Author Share Posted May 9, 2011 "I am sick to the fucking back teeth with child friendly festivals, fucking MoR landfill indie elevator music and rain sodden glamping - lets fuck off to Antigua next year and get ripped to the gills on weed and rum each night" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/17152-social-faux-pas-in-ed-the-definitive-list/#findComment-433903 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loz Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 "I'll tell you what - Iceland sells some rather nice stuff"."East Dulwich is SE22 and SE22 is East Dulwich. Anywhere else is not"."Adventure Bar do some nice cocktails". Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/17152-social-faux-pas-in-ed-the-definitive-list/#findComment-433905 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atticus Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 'Yeh, we've booked a table for some lunch, thankfully The Vale managed to squeeze us in!' Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/17152-social-faux-pas-in-ed-the-definitive-list/#findComment-433910 Share on other sites More sharing options...
huncamunca Posted May 9, 2011 Author Share Posted May 9, 2011 "...its only a cat - if it doesnt come back,then maybe we ought to think very seriously about the moral and ethical issues of bringing another cat into the house & more importantly into the area, seeing as we are not here that much and may not be able to look after it properly & it will likely cause the neighbours no end of trouble, as well as decimate the already strugglingf buird population" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/17152-social-faux-pas-in-ed-the-definitive-list/#findComment-433913 Share on other sites More sharing options...
huncamunca Posted May 9, 2011 Author Share Posted May 9, 2011 "Its not the school itself that concerns me, its just there are not enough white middle classes amongst the parents" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/17152-social-faux-pas-in-ed-the-definitive-list/#findComment-433917 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonM Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 "Of course the dogshit on the pavements does teach the kids to look where they're going..." Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/17152-social-faux-pas-in-ed-the-definitive-list/#findComment-433918 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mockney piers Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 Of course I miss Clapham like billio, the people here just aren't of the same calibre or social standing. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/17152-social-faux-pas-in-ed-the-definitive-list/#findComment-433919 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mockney piers Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 ...mind you, I end up buying the same stuff for half the price in Mothercare or Toys'R'Us on the Old Kent Road. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/17152-social-faux-pas-in-ed-the-definitive-list/#findComment-433920 Share on other sites More sharing options...
huncamunca Posted May 9, 2011 Author Share Posted May 9, 2011 "Do I mind a bit of blue note Jazz ? I would prefer if you didnt put any on,its awful shite... got any Rainbow ?" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/17152-social-faux-pas-in-ed-the-definitive-list/#findComment-433925 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeremy Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 "We live in Peckham - not East Dulwich, not 'Bellenden Village'... Peckham". Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/17152-social-faux-pas-in-ed-the-definitive-list/#findComment-433926 Share on other sites More sharing options...
huncamunca Posted May 9, 2011 Author Share Posted May 9, 2011 " ...no, being made redundant isnt that bad, Now the Mrs is back in the city after her maternity leave, I drop the toddler off at nursery each morning and spend the rest of the day watching Kyle and sleeping ( and tugging myself off furiously )" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/17152-social-faux-pas-in-ed-the-definitive-list/#findComment-433933 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mockney piers Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 Ooh, no need to target them!!! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/17152-social-faux-pas-in-ed-the-definitive-list/#findComment-433935 Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxxi Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 "Oh I love it when new people move in to the area""Of course I believe in disciplining children. You can't just let them run amok in the streets""I wouldn't have bought anything in there but it IS a charity shop...""Don't be silly, there AREN'T any council tenants in East Dulwich""A new coffee shop would be nice" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/17152-social-faux-pas-in-ed-the-definitive-list/#findComment-433938 Share on other sites More sharing options...
huncamunca Posted May 9, 2011 Author Share Posted May 9, 2011 " Seriously ? After slipping on the wet mosiac tiles outside whuilst rtying to avoid badly parked buggies & nearly breaking my neck, I waited 55 minutes for what could have been a cup of mellow birds, some Chorizo that tasted like the lidl stuff I usually buy and a cold 1 egg omlette that wasnt cooked in the middle. ?12.50 for brunch! Im off to McDonalds on Rye lane next time for a bi breakfast - at least their coffee is decent" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/17152-social-faux-pas-in-ed-the-definitive-list/#findComment-433944 Share on other sites More sharing options...
david_carnell Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 Hmmm....this artisan sourdough seems a bit pricey. Do you have any sliced white? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/17152-social-faux-pas-in-ed-the-definitive-list/#findComment-433945 Share on other sites More sharing options...
huncamunca Posted May 9, 2011 Author Share Posted May 9, 2011 " Fuckin hell, more creatives moving into the street, isnt there a council limit on these people coming here?" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/17152-social-faux-pas-in-ed-the-definitive-list/#findComment-433949 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otta Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 To be honest, when I go out to the pub, I dont really want to sit down and eat a fucking meal. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/17152-social-faux-pas-in-ed-the-definitive-list/#findComment-433951 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 "Pilates? No, I just walk everywhere.""I can't be ar*ed with making real coffee.""We haven't got enough money to buy a place of our own so we're renting.""You called your child WHAT? That's so pretentious." Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/17152-social-faux-pas-in-ed-the-definitive-list/#findComment-433953 Share on other sites More sharing options...
silverfox Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 Where can I buy a Gollywog in ED? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/17152-social-faux-pas-in-ed-the-definitive-list/#findComment-433955 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBen Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 Cameron's surprised me, he's making huge and positive gains in addressing our public finances....Do you sell Trout and Salmon magazine?We liked it here when we were starting out but with the crime, noise and squashed overpriced terraces, we've decided to move to a quiet leafy street near Dulwich Village. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/17152-social-faux-pas-in-ed-the-definitive-list/#findComment-433956 Share on other sites More sharing options...
silverfox Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 AV is so yesterday darling Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/17152-social-faux-pas-in-ed-the-definitive-list/#findComment-433957 Share on other sites More sharing options...
huncamunca Posted May 9, 2011 Author Share Posted May 9, 2011 "Honestly, I never wanted to leave Clapham, it was a pragmatic decision to move here" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/17152-social-faux-pas-in-ed-the-definitive-list/#findComment-433958 Share on other sites More sharing options...
huncamunca Posted May 9, 2011 Author Share Posted May 9, 2011 "My word - I heve never met anyone who has actually bought those baby genius DVD's" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/17152-social-faux-pas-in-ed-the-definitive-list/#findComment-433961 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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