Dragons Den (and associated drinking game)

[SeanMacGabhann]

Anyone else watch this?

Transfixed as I always am watching this show (my guilty pleasure, hush) last night as the latest series started I remember reading about a drinking game while watching.

I'm not encouraging drinking, after the weekend it has been green tea all the way, but for fun... (number = # fingers of drink to down when it happens)

Entrepreneur can't remember their net profit - 1 .

Entrepreneur doesn't know the difference between gross profit and net profit - 2 s.

Dragon member looking disgusted at what they are hearing half way through a pitch -2 s

If the above is a blatant use of editing and the disgusted look used was noticeably from another moment in time - 4

Jones pointing at scared entrepreneur - 1

Jones saying "I like the product, but I just want to declare myself OUT" - 1

Deborah saying "I actually think what you've got is dangerous, and there's NO WAY I'll be investing in that" - 1

Richard Farleigh flicking his hair back, or putting his hand under his chin - 1

Theo making a LOL-worthy pun, such as "I'd rather do something exciting like stub my toe" - 1

Duncan saying "I've actually already got a chain of {insert product here} clubs" - 1

[*Bob*]

I like the new 'Dragon' - a good replacement in the 'good cop' seat for Richard F.

Theo and Peter still as punchable as ever.

[SeanMacGabhann]

when Peter said "I don't have trouble getting dates because I am *seriously* good looking. And Rich"....

...I don't think he was joking

[peckhamasbestos]

isn't he married with about 6 kids?

[Keef]

I've never done one of these drink while you watch games. I remember seeing one for Titanic, and it was about 2 pages long, you'd never remember it all... I can se why you'd want to drink through Titanic, but surely you'd want to pace yourself so as not to miss Kate's baps?!?!?

[Brendan]

They are great with sport. In rugby or football you just pick a player and every time your player touches the ball you drink. With cricket you can be a bit more creative with the rules but you inevitably forget them by tea anyway.

[mockney piers]

What do you have to drink? Dragon's Blood?

[SeanMacGabhann]

Can you imagine? owowowowowowowowowowowowowo

(apart from Mrs Mockney obviously)

[Jah Lush]

Drinking along with the two characters in Withnail & I was quite fun but expensive. For instance you're not gonna get a Chateau Margeaux '61 for under a grand are you? But two large gins and a pair of pints of cider was certainly a little more affordable.

[Brendan]

I demand to have some booze!

[Jah Lush]

"We want the finest wines known to humanity."

[mockney piers]

"Jesus Christ! Why have you drugged their onions?"

[Brendan]

No need to insult me, man. I was leaving anyway. Have either of you got shoes?

[tommy]

Drinking to The Police "Roxanne" - you either drink when they sing the words "Red light" or "Roxanne"... or both

Repeat a few times and job done