Rapture

[mockney piers]

I'm keeping an eye out. No sword wielding angels so far, though a squirrel gave me a strange look this morning.

Does that count?

[Alan Medic]

I've a meeting at 11. Kinda hoping it will be cancelled.

[ianr]

You've read the thread, now see the film. Last Night DVD, currently only ?1500. Can deliver.

[Huguenot]

What happens if you're on the wrong time zone?

Is it possible the angels get to me first?

Could I be some sort of canary for you? Merrily tweeting away un til the.... sff / / / *6454w4r ......

[ianr]

[pre] Mistah Huguenot — he dead?[/pre]

[maxxi]

So THAT'S why Samoa jumped the International Date Line - they wanted to be the first to the Rapture buffet. greedy.

[Jah Lush]

Time to do all your credit cards to the max, get drunk take as many drugs as possible and get a couple of whores in and go out with a bang.

[tommy]

Overheard this morning "I think the beached whales can sense something is about to happen"

[Jah Lush]

"I was dreamin' when I wrote this, forgive me if it goes astray

But when I woke up there this mornin', could've sworn it was Judgment Day

The sky was all purple, there were people runnin' everywhere

Tryin' 2 run from the destruction, U know I didn't even care."

[maxxi]

There was a young man from East Dulwich...

[Salsaboy]

Are we dead yet?

[Huguenot]

I'm not sure. It's a bit disappointing.

It seems to be me having a glass of wine and a cigarette and still working at 12.20am.

Whilst it may well be hell, it seems remarkably similar to real life. Which doesn't say much about real life of course ;-)

[maxxi]

I think it depends on the quality of the wine.

[Huguenot]

Well, the same rules don't apply. Here a bottle of Oyster Bay is 22 quid (S$45.00) in the supermarket - it's always less than a tenner in the UK. Six quid in Sainsbury's a couple of months ago. Feck knows why. We're half the bloody distance.

Virtually indistinguishable from hell. In fact I hear it's cheaper there.

Not so much rapture as misery.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

I'm back from work. I'm ready for my Rapture, Mr de Mille.

[Otta]

Jah Lush Wrote:

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> Time to do all your credit cards to the max, get

> drunk take as many drugs as possible and get a

> couple of whores in and go out with a bang.

Problem is, I suspect the whores will decide to have the day off, it being the end of the world and all.

[Brendan]

When the day comes for me to be assumed into paradise alongside the (not as)righteous god is going to arrange it for a day on which I don?t have a delivery coming.

[Frankito]

I know I am going to Hell as are a fair number of my forumites.. Does anyone know if we are being picked up en route to Hell? I really want to plan my evening and get some dinner in before I receive my eternal punishment.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

I must admit to a slight wobble this morning when I walked across Goose Green: there were two pairs of shoes just abandoned.

[Salsaboy]

I think I'm dead.

[huncamunca]

Apparently, bookmakers are more than happy to let punters gamble on the dates of the end of the world,even to the extent of letting them set their own payout odds.

[maxxi]

I can't believe it. Days of build up, people preparing to meet their maker... and not one rupture joke.

[Alan Medic]

Good morning, and welcome to hell.

[northlondoner]

....or Croydon

[binary_star]

Wonder if Harold Camping went to church this morning eh? Bet that would have been a bit of an awkward Sunday service haha!