Best hangover cure...? Help

[Frankito]

I shouldn't ever drink alcohol as I always get raging hangovers that last all day. Even the trusted Irn Bru isn't working today. What should I do?

Anyone fancy bringing me a bucket of tea and a truckload of Jaffa cakes?

I think I had a kebab last night, just discovered some onion stuck to my hair and my pillow smells like a hippy. I need to Febreeze my way out of this one otherwise I will be sick out my noise.

It's good I am such a lightweight

*calculates unit consumption from previous night and rounds to the nearest hundred, chuckling to the calculator as he tippy-taps*

Never again.

[Huguenot]

Sliced tomato and branston pickle sandwiches.

[Frankito]

I can feel my pipes fill with sick at the mere thought of that one. It's the Branston, too strong. Can you make me some tea, please?

[Salsaboy]

Hot sweet tea and 2 neurofen. And toast, lots of toast with butter and honey.

[ClareC]

Resolve extra!! Disgusting stuff but works every time, recovery time around half hour!!

[jenniejenjen10]

Berocca...or a double Berocca for a particularly large hangover and some strong pain killers. Mega re-hydration as well. And go for a walk or more strenuous exercise if you can stomach it....wow I sound like a serial hangover-ist.

Bit late but I hope this helps.

Jen

[OliviaDee]

2 sachet's of kid's diorulyte. promise!

[Frankito]

Lots of Jens, gosh you sound like a pro.. just had a berocca.

Diorulyte, sounds good. Can you send one of your kids round with some in a little bag?

[binary_star]

1 sachet Resolve Extra + 1 Berocca. Mix both in a glass and drink. Repeat if necessary (never has been). Tastes disgusting but it works!!

[Frankito]

At this rate I will be getting my stomach pumped down at King's. When they ask me: what have you taken I won't even know where to begin. Perhaps I will just refer them to this post...

[OliviaDee]

ask them to give you dialysis and a drip while you're there. hangover definitely gone then.

[katie1997]

Get a sharp knife, slice some oranges and limes.

Throw the limes in a tall glass, add crushed ice, top up with soda water. Drink immediately and then eat the sliced oranges.

Lie down, naked, in a darkened room with the window open. Sleep.

You'll need someone to wake you up a bit later with a hot mug of strong tea and a good quality bacon sandwich. (Don't fret if you've run out of sourdough, it will only add to your headache).

Hair of the dog is the way forward if the hangover is particularly bad but don't order the same drink as the one you had the previous night. Finally, make sure that you don't have anything important, hah, like work, to do the next day because then you're fucked.

[lofty23]

bloody mary

[Alan Medic]

hair of the dog

[steveo]

lofty23 Wrote:

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> bloody mary

Mmm, I want one now

[zeban]

Large pile of scrambled eggs with hot buttery toast

[Otta]

Another vote for hair of the dog.

[????]

agree, Hair of the dog is the only thing that really works (short term)...long term it's the rourte to alcoholilism though :)-D

[Loz]

binary_star Wrote:

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> 1 sachet Resolve Extra + 1 Berocca. Mix both in a

> glass and drink. Repeat if necessary (never has

> been). Tastes disgusting but it works!!

This is my hangover cure too. I swear by it - 30 mins later you are a new person.

[maxxi]

bacon............ and a strawberry mivvi

[Marmora Man]

A big whiff of pure oxygen - standard cure wherever fighter planes are based. (I learnt it on an aircraft carrier)

[Frankito]

Is it my hangover or does today feel like October....?

[pablogrande]

Ribena, neurofen, shag

[binary_star]

Loz Wrote:

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> binary_star Wrote:

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> > 1 sachet Resolve Extra + 1 Berocca. Mix both in

> a

> > glass and drink. Repeat if necessary (never has

> > been). Tastes disgusting but it works!!

>

> This is my hangover cure too. I swear by it - 30

> mins later you are a new person.

It is incredibly fast working and my other half is always amazed/amused at the transformation!

[Frankito]

Hair of the dog worked. In the interests of decency, and not tempting my father to turn in his grave, I held off until 4pm. One cold beer and I was snapping my fingers again...

Until next time.

Thanks all for the suggestions.